Monkey Sword Fights

A Monkey Sword Fight is a sport watched in Most Parts of the world in the 1800s.

History[edit | edit source]

Monkey Sword Fights were created in 1792 by Chavy Bobson-Chavs (he was a big monkey) and are equivalent to wat football is now).

The first monkey sword team was Madrid-BRAPZ MFC created in 1801 by R. McChavso. They were cancelled in 1822 after Chavy Bobson-Chavs was assasinated by an unknown hairy person in a McKenzie jacket.

The best monkey sword team of all time was Liverpool-SFE MFC. They won 2 trophies.

CHAVS WAT?[edit | edit source]

Sing it to the tune of 'YOU WOT?' by DJ Q and MC Bonez

Big up all the chavs again, keep on playin yet again!

Chavvy B on the mic

YOU WOT!! YOU WOT!!

We kill all the vibe!

YOU WOT!! YOU WOT!!

The End Really please not[edit | edit source]

I'm afraid so its finished but it is UNDER CONSTRUCTION SO PLEASE HELP.

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Monkey Sword Fights

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The End Really please not[edit | edit source]

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