Whhhy?

Because I said so.

Also, since it's a general reference to the letter 'Y' (to be confused with Why?, which is actually reserved for "ouai"), the unsolicited answer to the page title which no one asked for can be traced to the original creator of the letter 'Y', namely Wendy Williams, who was later compromised by Ms. Peppa Pig, the latter stealing the letter and claiming to be an icon, a legend, and the moment, but most importantly, the genuine mastermind behind the 83th number of Ye Olde Englishe, thanks to which we are all now able to properly spell "Ye", "Bamboozle", "Pantaloons", and many other breathtaking (literally) words, including but not limited to, the famous "Covfefe".