Numbers of the Alphabet
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“Numbers are irrational and nonexistent, and anyone who believes in them deserves to be sued for all of the numbers they can count to in an hour. Numbers of the alphabet, on the other hand, are completely reliable.”
Numbers of the Alphabet are an interesting concept which are more than the average mind can deal with. Superior to the numbers listed in the numerical system (which is something ridiculous like 0.000000000000000000000000000000(etc)1 and up), the abstract list is readily editable by anyone who thinks that they are smart enough to edit it in a general sense of edited editingness.
The current known numbers of the alphabet are not entirely absolute, but are reliable enough in a virtual sort of a manner. Anyone who can properly understand their concept should, in the future, be able to sense any variations in the List.
Current List:
- A (1-3)
- B (4-10)
- Q (42-45)
- Fish (9-14)
- Pie (17-12)
- Sushi (18-2.345)
- Guacamole (N/A)
- Walnut (Pi)
- Glass (Unknown)
- Pain (Several hundred to several thousand)
- Death (Unlisted)
- Stone (Newly invented)
- Guatemala (36-86)
- A Lot (A Lot)
- More than any (Infinity)
- Or more than any other (Not Infinity)
- Ba-Boom
- Chucky Cheese (Negative Numbers)
- Pie (Pi + Randolph)
- Such is the other cake of Moon (Over there!(Quick hide it!)What's over there? EVERYTHING)
- Chuck Norris (ALL THE NUMBERS, LETTERS AND BURGERS THAT ARE KNOWN BY THE HUMANS, ALIENS AND UNICORNS)
- Donut (Donut)
- Batman (0/0)
- Banana (Radical Numbers)
- Pong (The First)
Numbers of Sanity: |
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 111 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | Bunch of 1s | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Infinity |
Numbers of Insanity: |
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20 |
Letters of Sanity: |
A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z |
Letters of Insanity: |
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