A kid named finger
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“Hey. Bingo. Pull my finger.”
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Mike is the kid name finger. "Really, Winthorpe?"
Finger loves complits. "Really, Wikipedia?"
Finger likes to see Y'alla Deen cook ring fingers. "Really, Uncle Pete?"
Pull my finger! "F**k off, Bandit!"
Whoever smelt it, dealt it? "Really, Bandit?"
Y'all my nuts are killin' me! "Really, Daula Deen?"
Now this is a toucan. I think I'm just gonna crush him right there. "Really, Y'alla Deen?"
I could smash y'all's heads off! "No way, Daula Deen!"
I know this is boring as a motherf**ker watchin' me do this~ "Really, Y'alla Deen?"
Please gimme some chips! "No one asked, SHIT ASS. Though chips seem good for you."
***farts*** "Smells like life, Bandit. Amazing. I thought it would never end."
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