A kid named finger

A bork in progress.

A kid named finger. "Really, Oscar Wilde?"

“Hey. Bingo. Pull my finger.”

~ Bandit Heeler on the elevator

This article was too bizarre for Uncyclopedia,   but Illogicopedia loves random stuff.

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Mike is the kid name finger. "Really, Winthorpe?"

Finger loves complits. "Really, Wikipedia?"

Finger likes to see Y'alla Deen cook ring fingers. "Really, Uncle Pete?"

Pull my finger! "F**k off, Bandit!"

Whoever smelt it, dealt it? "Really, Bandit?"

Y'all my nuts are killin' me! "Really, Daula Deen?"

Now this is a toucan. I think I'm just gonna crush him right there. "Really, Y'alla Deen?"

I could smash y'all's heads off! "No way, Daula Deen!"

I know this is boring as a motherf**ker watchin' me do this~ "Really, Y'alla Deen?"

Please gimme some chips! "No one asked, SHIT ASS. Though chips seem good for you."

***farts*** "Smells like life, Bandit. Amazing. I thought it would never end."

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