Cows Bursting

Suspicious cows bursting.

Cow bursting? Pah! You're practically a nose-making sound! But at least you haven't developed severe case of Barry Potter Syndrome (BPS)!

Back to the point, cow bursting is extremely fishy, and watching it happen a certain amount of times may case some things in your home to blow up. If this disaster occurs, run for the nearest microwave and go fill it with conkers. Bleab? (ok. in the opinion of iffyfacts,this is so funny. you do need money from watching cows burst,tho. it might make some homeless guy rich. -Iffyfacts)

Effects

Irrelevant Main article: Can I win watching cows burst?

When cows burst there is no profit. No benefit. No excuses. In fact, there is no chance to even get a drink. It's pointless.

However, the remains a of a burst cow are awfully yummy, and watching it happen is overly-epic.