Election Erection Day 2022

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“They brought it back...”

~ Bcbkye on Elrection Day 2022

“You got an erection...”

~ Misheard Lyrics on Y'alla Deen

“It's back, get ready for the results...”

~ Uncle Pete on Election Erection Day 2022

Election Erection Day 2022 is the official erection day of your mom. Currently, Evil President Joe Biden is inflating the cost of EVERYTHING, especially the price of McDonald's Number 5 combo, and Zaxby's Big Zak Snak (which makes lots of people fluffy).

Election Results

• David Letterman (Repub. party) 80% [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
• Y'alla Deen (Dem. party) 15% [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
• Doctor Carmen Carlos Antonia Marat Doctorson (Indepentent) 5% [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]

Winner: Nobody, because YOU IS A AID EPOC IGOLLI

UwU OwO UwU (why)

OK IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol Doctor DUuH 11:11, 11 Novelniver 1111 (BRUH)

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