Forum:ACarThatDrives is NOT me
Hi everybody. While you were gone doing something, I looked at the main page and saw it was screwed up so everything said "You just lost the game" a billion times all over it. I saw that the person who made it this way is a user named ACarThatDrives. I didn't see how he could have done that, after all, the main page is protected. Turns out that this user (with a highly unimaginative and redundant username) has vandalized a bunch of templates to say that stuff on it, including many of my sigs and my talkpage. I repeatedly changed them back and asked him on his talk why he did this, but then he started claiming he was me and that Dan the Hedgehog was hacked. I knew this could only lead to me possibly receiving a Chinese burn, so I changed it so it didn't say that (I haven't been hacked, everybody, see this to prove it). Needless to say, I changed back all of the pages and templates (thanks for no help), but he might be back soon.
In other words, ban him. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 
02:09, 11/24/2011
P.S., You can tell he's not me, anyway, because he's not stubborn enough to use {{Template:Times}} every time he posts something.
- Oh, don't be silly! I believe it was that INeedABetterUsername guy.
Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:52, 24 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- I always lose the game! Anyway, we know that vandal was not you...--Colonel Sanders 13:56, 24 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Vandal? What's a vandal? Wait, did you even say vandal? How are we not saying vandal? The very most important word should be vandal! They're awful. —rms talk 21:27, 24 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Aww, I missed all the action. Did someone videotape it for me? Good, but I hope you didn't tape over the Banana Splits marathon I was saving for when the internet goes into meltdown thanks to the SOPA.
- Also, ACarThatDrives cannot be you, for it is in fact me! Mwahahaha! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:59, 24 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Wait, I thought SOPA would only apply to Americans...--Ben Blade 00:12, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- It would. Tee hee. I love our country. —rms talk 04:35, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Yep, but all the best websites are hosted in America. Wait, does this include Canada as well? If not, Illogicopedia is safe, take that Roberto! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:58, 26 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- In any case just make sure Carlb is armed with a machine gun. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:52, 27 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- In any case just make sure Carlb is armed with a machine gun.
- Yep, but all the best websites are hosted in America. Wait, does this include Canada as well? If not, Illogicopedia is safe, take that Roberto! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:58, 26 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- It would. Tee hee. I love our country. —rms talk 04:35, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Wait, I thought SOPA would only apply to Americans...--Ben Blade 00:12, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Vandal? What's a vandal? Wait, did you even say vandal? How are we not saying vandal? The very most important word should be vandal! They're awful. —rms talk 21:27, 24 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- I always lose the game! Anyway, we know that vandal was not you...--Colonel Sanders 13:56, 24 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Island Monkey, you're blaming me? *sobs uncontrollably* But in all seriousness, no, it wasn't me. Wiki vandalizing is a waste of time.--
~ Noodles! 05:32, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC) - Oh no, wait, it was because of that 'shmoodles' article, wasn't it? Because i said 'the game' at the bottom? I think i see now. But no, it still wasn't me. I pinky-swear. Or something.-- ~ Noodles! 05:38, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
I gott 99 probelms but th bitch aint one
- Wait, you've got 99 problems? And the bitch isnt one? I guess that narrows it down a little. However my concern is that you spent the minutes it takes to come onto Illodge and state that these problems are in fact in high quantity, when you should be dealing with the 99 problems you have on your plate at this current time. May I suggest going out, getting very drunk, and copping off with many men, women, buckets, whatever you can think of, and then waking up in a ditch in Swansea on match day where you will be caught like a fish from a Swan in a Swansea Football shirt? You'll be photographed, and then you'll be famous. And, then when people say "Look! It's the fish guy!" You'll be able to do your fine impression of a dangling fish and then everyone will love you enough to give you enough money to repeat the process. Now that I have addressed this, I believe it's time for me to go, for I have 100 problems... and the bitch is one. - Dark Genome - 01:31, 27 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Crikey, disregard that post please, I made it last night in a rather intoxicated state. The analysis is much appreciated however.--Ben Blade 09:51, 27 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Illogicopedia: The Late Night Edition. Now available on DVD! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:25, 27 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Crikey, disregard that post please, I made it last night in a rather intoxicated state. The analysis is much appreciated however.--Ben Blade 09:51, 27 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)