Forum:Get a silly answer, ask a silly question
Which is to work the same as Ask a silly question, get a silly answer EXCEPT that you give the answer first, then the next person has to come up with a question for your answer, and give a new answer for the next person. For example:
Taco sauce. Some WHAT!? number two 20:13, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC) ---- What is the capital of Belgium? Because if you multiply 54 by 23, you get 54 * 23. User:Example 20:13, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC) ----
In this case, the answer to "What is the capital of Belgium?" is "Taco sauce," and the next person must come up with a question to be answered by "Because if you multiply 54 by 23, you get 54 * 23" and then add a new answer.
Now for the real thing...
Because the world is round. Some WHAT!? number two 20:13, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Why can't i eat this toast?20:21, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)Ben Blade
(Somebody insert a new answer here to keep this forum going. I'm sorry I didn't clarify that you have to do that after you put your question. Some WHAT!? number two 22:00, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC))
A notarized receipt. --I forgot 19:42, 10 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
What are you not going to get from that whore?
Bark like a dog, call me daddy.--MathPoet 15:07, 17 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Can someone give an example of an expression used in Nuschopoiqixinghapur?
I have no idea. Some WHAT!? number two 23:14, 19 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Is it like Jeopardy?
Pens and pencils.--Jessica C. Duck, the Oddity
Why is everyone looking at me?
As fast as a gorilla. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 17:31, 1 Arche 2008 (UTC)
How quickly can you make a cheese and ham sandwich?
A giant squid with seventeen legs. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:05, 5 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What is Joan Collins?
The Republic of Rough and Ready --
20:07, 5 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What's the full name of illogicopedia again?
Michael Winner. -- 20:35, 5 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Who decided that astronauts orbiting the Earth were going to shower it with confetti?
That's sort of like when you eat a cheese sandwich, and then realize it's actually a hot dog. Of course, you later discover it really was a cheese sandwich, and your realization was false. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:42, 5 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What's it like when you snort polo mints ground up?
Two cups and one girl. -- 22:26, 5 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What just went flying up the chute and down the ladder?
No, the other way around. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:13, 8 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Is pizza better than hamburgers?
Ya danged pervert. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 19:29, 8 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What would you say to get a cheese sandwich in the mood?
The bubonic plague. -- 19:55, 8 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What killed Dolly Parton and Pamela Anderson?
OK i got a tough one for ya
Toby. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 20:34, 8 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Whats that in your trousers? (had to be done)
Toby. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:59, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Who is gggg?
Because nothing's ever there when you need it. The world is being taken over by Corey Worthingtons 
12:31, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Why can't I think of a silly question?
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 22:09, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Why does the Earth exist?
Oh shit.
What did Micheal Jackson say when he saw Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC?
Because I said so. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 00:10, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Why?
Epic Fail --
Corey Worthington gaining world domination 00:17, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What is the summary of this years budget?
Nothing but porn. -- 14:50, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What do illogicopedians use google for?
Blabindygook. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 16:38, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Gookindyblab?
Four tildes and some butter. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 21:08, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
how do you make sig toast?
Bill Clinton. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 03:32, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Who killed George Washington.
I R Batman! -- 14:42, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What is the gayest phrase you can think of?
Because I'm bigger than you, dummy! --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 21:12, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Why am I smaller than you?
Ha! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 21:40, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What was the shared name of the Easter Bunny's three sidekicks that managed to defeat Santa's three 'Ho's? (Ho Ho Ho geddit)
Black and White Female Pygmy Goat With Horns -- 16:25, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What's for dinner?
Great big yaks. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:39, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Can I have an unrelated answer please?
Amazing Spongeman did it! -- 16:43, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Who used all my bath salts?
No you! --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 16:38, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Why is this word mispelled: "Thogh"?
Don't worry, I've got this one. -- 21:54, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Oh do you?
Does this count as an answer because of the period. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:02, 17 Aym 2008 (UTC)
I wonder if my answer will concurr adjacent to my monthly vaginal bleed?
Spock, the Rock, and Hulk Hogan. -- 21:46, 17 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What team of rhyming villains crashed Star Wars Episode 3 just as it was starting to get good?
As the fly flies. --I forgot 01:06, 18 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Which direction did the zipper from my trousers zoom off in?
A five pound note, but with the holograph of the queen on it replaced with my own personal thumbs up. -- 18:05, 18 Aym 2008 (UTC)
A five pound what?
A note that weighs five pounds. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 22:59, 18 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Did someone lean on the Bad Pun Machine again
Nationalism -- 17:39, 3 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
What is the reason for the awesomeness of old post revival?
Carrots.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:38, 28 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
What is the primary ingredient of vomit soup?
Les Fingres. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:12, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Pourquoi est-ce que je ne peux pas mettre la main dans la bouche?
Various insect antennae. --Fishalishalish 19:43, 3 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Why a I writing this? Where am I? Who am I? What is this place anyway!? AAAAUGH!!!
Two tons of html coding. —rms talk 06:00, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
What is an alternative name for the Illogicopedia front page?
Elvis Parsley. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:43, 7 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
What does hair gel use for flavouring?
An unmade bed and an unGodly hang over -- 10:59, 7 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
What on earth is going on here?
Is the name of Russell Brand's new programme. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:31, 28 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)