Forum:Situation-mation

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OK SO HEREZ DA SITIATION!

You walk into a room, and the first thing you see is... ☃☃☃ (talk) 15:23, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

darkness.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:34, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You grope for a light switch, and intsead you feel... ☃☃☃ (talk) 15:59, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Slippery tentacles which begin wrapping around your arm...--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 17:20, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

...typing on a typewriter, which reads... ☃☃☃ (talk) 19:03, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I LIKE PENS!

Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:10, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Miekia is green grass. I saw the green grass. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:10, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Gruss? gruss? GRUSS! ☃☃☃ (talk) 17:17, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

OK, so this is going down a sad path... let's start again.

Version 1.00.01

You walk into a room, and the first thing you see is... ☃☃☃ (talk) 15:23, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

darkness.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:34, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You grope for a light switch, and intsead you feel... ☃☃☃ (talk) 15:59, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Slippery tentacles which begin wrapping around your arm...--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 17:20, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

...typing on a typewriter, which reads... ☃☃☃ (talk) 19:03, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I LIKE PENS!

Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:10, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Miekia is green grass. I saw the green grass. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:10, 17 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Frankish knights dare to cross the river, met by clouds of hashish. (kaizum me) 20:32, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

They all fall down. ☃☃☃ (talk) 05:48, 19 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You open the door, look under the doormat, there are 69,105 leaves. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:20, 11 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

AND OVER 9000 SCREAMS! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 04:48, 12 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

After leaving, a white leopard attacks you. You say hi, and move forward to the Shop. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:34, 14 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Version 1.00.02.1: Shop

You go into an shop and the second thing you see is... --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:38, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Shopping carts. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:38, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

The first is a bunch of hyenas, one holding a sign reading 'VIM DETERGENT HALF PRICE'. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:50, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

But the third one is... --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 04:28, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

A vending machine that is out of order. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:57, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

So, you pick the fourth one. And the fourth one is... --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 17:12, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Empty. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 17:12, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

You go through the vanity aisle, and are met by clouds of cat-smoke. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:27, 16 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

But you realize that you shouldn't go there because there are too many spooky scary skeletons. PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 23:17, 17 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

So you leave. Timothy takes a black U-turn to land on a pose of whale sharks. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:47, 18 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

So you take a left and walk two blocks to the tobacconists. You spider-crawl backwards into the store and address the second customer in line saying... (kaizum me) 01:08, 18 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

"I don't have multiple sclerosis, but do you have some gorilla snot that can be tossed around these walls without a significant effort?" Afterward, the second customer goes out and establishes a gorilla snot extractor plant that actually works for a different cause, and that cause is... 02:29, 18 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Cats.

Version 1.00.02.3: Pet Shop

In the pet shop, there are rhinos, water bees and greyish cats. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:20, 18 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

You tried to pick rhinos, water bees and greyish cats. (WE KNOW THAT, YA FOOL!) --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 03:10, 19 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Ferret. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:23, 19 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

This is quite weird. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:54, 4 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Really weird. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 15:00, 4 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Eat a cabbage. 12:41, 9 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)

No, YOU eat a cabbage! PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 19:39, 9 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)

Green, red, Chinese, or a fish? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 09:16, 10 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)