King Friday XIII

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King Friday XIII and his kingdom is accessible only by a trolley located in the home of Mr. Rogers.

He is secretly a well-known Jazz musician, who sometimes goes under the stage name Red XIII, because it sounds cooler.

The row with Mr. Rogers

The king issued a formal decree disallowing the name Rogers from ever being bequeathed to any child within his Kingdom. It is believed that the schism between Friday and Rogers was somehow related to Mr. Rogers successfully getting the King Elvis to grant him a charter for the lands of Delaware, however the incident is not documented. The only support of this theory is a casual comment made by Baby Jesus in an oblique parable. The veracity of the claim is lost to the haze of the distant past, therefore, historians are left to argue the point ad nike. Henrietta pussycat attributes the row between the two longstanding partners-in-oppression to Rogers not allowing the King to divorce, sodomize, or eat his wife as a delicious Jam. The King retaliated by forming his own church and stealing all the sand from Rogers' sandbox. This led to the largest split in the Christian religion since the I Don't Like Your Calander Council of 5410 which resulted in lots of circular churches.

Kings and Queens

Hey, you frog-wielding sword-toed poo-slinging timers! Here are the kings and queens:

William • Super Mario • The King of England • King Friday XIII • King Henry VIII • King of all Wikipedia • Raggle Fraggle King • Drew the blinds • Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus Tiberius Claudius Nero Caligula Rufus Romanum III • Queen Victoria • The Queen • Queen