From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Heed these words in their infinite wisdom, for this scripture is the true path to salvation.

May nose be fluff, and fluff be nose; carrots be upon thy cheese! Fear not the evil nook and cranny that burns thy house and quivering mouse to the ground, for the squinting moose shall exorcise thy meeps and cookies!

Follow his byte word dword, and CHRIST, thy FORD and salary, shall lead you among all of the self-righteous to heaven. Make nose at the sheer sight, and thy haste shall be bearded in infinite purity and maniacalness!