Scripture

Heed these words in their infinite wisdom, for this scripture is the true path to salvation.

May nose be fluff, and fluff be nose; carrots be upon thy cheese! Fear not the evil nook and cranny that burns thy house and quivering mouse to the ground, for the squinting moose shall exorcise thy meeps and cookies! (Fnord 3:22 KJV)

Follow his byte word dword, and CHRIST, thy FORD and salary, shall lead you among all of the self-righteous to heaven. Make nose at the sheer sight, and thy haste shall be bearded in infinite purity and maniacality! (Axe of the Apostles 40:96 NRV)

Mud you, make you dirty. Put the evil of your doings upon mine eyes; begin to do evil. Thus saith the LORD of SHIT (I say a 116 KJRV)

O my fellow inmates! One of you will serve his master piss; while the other will get laid, and the chicks he will eat of the pussy. Thus the matter you are inquiring about is settled. (Yusef 41:4)

Then He ordained them seven heavens in two Days and inspired in each heaven its Man; and We decked his nether regions with lamps, and rendered it frustrated. That is the measuring of the Mighty, the Knower. (Fussilat 41:12)