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Snapchat was invented by two guys named Roger who really wanted to share photographs with their friends that would go away immediately, but they really wanted to send dick pics.

Snapchat is a mobile application that allows users to send pictures to their friends that will instantly delete themselves automatically in a designated amount of time. This can be done with any photo, but mostly pretty much entirely dick pics.

Design[edit | edit source]

Snapchat allows users to sign up under any username and add friends of any kind. Once a friend is added, any and all pictures (mainly dick pics) can be sent to them.

Sending a Snapchat[edit | edit source]

Sending a Snapchat is just as easy as sending a regular picture message. Just take a picture of whatever you want to send (likely your dick) and select the amount of time you want it to be seen for. Then, choose which friends you want to send it to, which would likely be comprised of every female you vaguely know, assuming of course that you are, as we expect, sending a dick pic.

Receiving a Snapchat[edit | edit source]

You will be alerted when you receive a Snapchat much like a text message. Once you open the Snapchat, the countdown will begin, and the photo of a dick will disappear before your very eyes. There is no way to get this Snapchat back, but why would you want to because, seriously, no dick pic is that good.

Screenshotting[edit | edit source]

You can, with some practice, take screenshots of Snapchats you receive. Keep that in mind whenever you send a Snapchat, but seriously, this only applies to those of you sending dick pics because why the hell would the guy sending Snapchats of baby pirates or his brother's cat worry if someone took a screenshot of it?

Flaws[edit | edit source]

The dick pics, maybe.

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