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WhatsApp is the US government's platform for spying on pickled ganeshas. They found that ganeshas were pickled with illegal salt and they were wearing pants. The project was deemed a commercial and tactical failure when they found out that ganeshas spend all their time harassing American and European women, real or imagined. Like seriously, they literally do nothing else.
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- WhatsApp was invented in Baghdad in 1483 by a father in a sack, who promptly sold it to a traveling Nestorian monk.
- WhatsApp was part of the MKULTRA operation to get Mahatma Gandhi to become violent. However, the Weird Al movie didn't come out until after he died, so it didn't work.
- आपका समूचा मूल हमारा है। आपके पास बचने का कोई मौका नहीं है। अपना समय बनाओ।
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Arsebook • Faceboob • Facebook • Grinder • Instagram • LiveJournal • Myspace • Reddit • Snapchat • The Pirate Bay • Tumblr • Twitter • WhatsApp • YouTube |
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