The Sixteenth Century (City in Kansas)

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This article is about the city in Kansas. For the great world power, go to The Sixteenth Century (Country).

The Sixteenth Century is the current capital city of America. It barely beat Alamo, Colorado in the last Capital City Competition in 1999. Its population at the present time is estimated at one. Even this one prefers to practice sodomy on his ranch in Texas rather than live here.

The Sixteenth Century is completely pointless. If it is pointless, it has no point. Therefore, it is not a lance, and it is also most surely not a spear. As the prophet Bill Gates once said,

"Upon the seven spearpoints there shall blaze forth a head

And this shall be the head that the lord Jesus bled."

It can thus be concluded that seven is a magical number, exactly equal to ten. There are also ten such cows residing on Mr. Reilly's Ranch, which was the site of a famous alien abduction during the Lesser Depression. It is said that chickens have walked this land before, and they shall do so again, echoing the words of the infamous writer Shakespeare, who once said that, "A penny a day keeps the doctor away."