Colorado

“Coloraod is love-backslash-life”

~ Everyone, in Coloroad

“Coloroad is sexy”

~ Your Mom on Colorodo

“I like this place”

~ The Murderers Anonymous Corporation on Colorado

“Weed.”

~ Tim Allen on Colorado

“Very representative”

~ Eric Cartman on Colorado

“Colorado is in Italy.”

~ Doctor DUuH on Colorado

flag of colaroda

Colorado is a damn-fine better Texas that is home to no more than a few people including the residences of South Park, and the fake human named Dog. Colorado is also known for its weed collection, wanna smoke weed? Well you are in luck! In Coloradoes you can find many green plant stuff in Colorado! Enjoy the Rocky Mountains as you smoke weed until you get higher than a kite. Make sure you don't take too much don't ask why we just said so. The international airport in Denver has a very scary and blue horse with very scary red glowing eyes! spooky! But what most people don't know is that the horse is (most of the time) not dangerous! Just make sure you don't touch it or look at it weird in any way you might not wanna know what happens next. Most of the time from eye witnesses your brain just melts. And your blood turns into acid. Not Fun!

In Coloroad, Everyone has a DeLorean. And they're all beyond repair.

South Park

Colorado is the home of south park with less than .0001 people. Many of the characters in the town of South Park collect weed. The most popular place to visit in South Park is Country Kitchen Buffet, this restaurant provides all you can eat buffet! Just make sure you don't encounter the old people who get there first...or else you will get beaten. South Park is a very nice place very small so yes but one problem with the place is that local citizen Eric Cartman sometimes get a tinsy winsy mad and commits vehicular homicide. But its all ok! Most of the time it is very harmless the last death occurred back in the 2nd of December 2022 where he almost killed the entire population of South Park.

Tegridy Farms

Tergridy Farms is your best bet if you are trying to get high in the Rocky Mountains! Tegridy Farms has some of the best weed available to Colorado residents! Tegridy Farms is located in South Park. Yes, South Park, some cons about the Tegridy Farms weed is that one of the specials, called the 'Christmas special' has caused people to drive recklessly in the road! If this happens to you or you see someone do it. Please join them as it makes the state of Colroados very fun! Make sure you get high so high where your higher than a plane, very much high, have you got very high? Alrighty your next step is to get into your Subi (HAS TO BE AN OUTBACK) and then start driving recklessly! Dont worry law enforcement cant pull you over!

D.O.G.

D.O.G. is a fake human that lives in colorado. D.O.G. is quite old, predating hell, heaven, and earth. It is the ultimate divine power. D.O.G. has lived through genocide and mass murder and that one time the broncos almost won for the first time. D.O.G.'s carrier as a god ended after he murdered Zeus in a fight dubbed, "Da Hell" D.O.G. grabbed Zeus's lightning bolt and grabbed the pure state of being that is the cosmos. Put them together. And one-shot Zeus in an explosion of hellish light. D.O.G. rules over existence and is currently living in colorad, as a part of the mob, and committing genocide.

Things To Do

One thing to do in the very fun state of Colaroda is to start a weed farm. Why? Because we said so. Who are we? You don't need to know. Another thing to do in the very cool state Colaroda is watch your home football team win lose. Another very fun ting to do is to skiing on the very fun slopes! We recommend you bring your Subaru since everyone in Colorado has a damn Subaru don't ask why but, colorado is home of the Subaru! Or Subi for short. If you don't have a Subaru maybe get a Toyota rav 4 or something they are also very popular in the fun state of colorado. If you don't have any of those then idk why you here in Coloraod. ȘțấṜẗ ẅëëĐ ḞḀṜḾ Ṋṍẘ

Home team of Colrado the Brancoes

It's not for everyone, but another fun thing to do in Colorado is getting high in Colorado. (In the Rocky Mountains) But today, you can add locally grown marijuana to your innocent sense of peace you find in the Rockies.

Family time in Colorad

You and your fam could murder people or start a weed farm, the possibilities are endless. One fun thing you can do in the very safe state of Coloradaeo is to invade the NORAD facility in somewhere below Denver or some shit. Another fun thing to do is visit D.o.g.'s mob in a abandoned high school in Arizona, what do you mean that is not in Colorad... Your must be trippin, because colorad legalized shrooms!!! But mainly weed. Speaking of moon rocks, what do you mean we were not talking about space rocks, we so were. Another very fun thing to do is to buy weed from your local Market of the Cities! Or get from your local Walmarket. Mass Genocide is another fun pastime, but this can be kinda dangerous because some people just won't die. So maybe don't bring your children for this one.Drive your subi around and dont try to take a colorado moms subaru or else your gonna get it. Go to a concert on a bunch of rocks with the family that will be sure to get the kids trampled.

Subis

The Subi, or Subaru is the most supereor car on the face of planet earth, being extremally influential and fast, the most fastest one being the Subaru Outback which has a very fast top speed of 58.9 miles per hour! Don't come complaining to the CEO of Subaru as they are far to busy to deal with your bullshit. Like seriously dont the CEO gets a little mad sometimes and uh...well...he does some fun thigs with the coworkers here... Anyways the history of the Subi is rich and plentifull. All the celebs have Subis. The Subi started as a project to make more money for the D.o.g. crime fammilly. But in five short days the net worth of the Subi was rising exponesialy. The net worth after six days was 9,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,867 million dollars. A number which is still vastley smaller than the net worth of colorad weed, at 9,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,869,385,730,183,947,285,769,273,857,489,218,565,86 quatrillion dollars in net worth.