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The site is back up!!!!

Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!!

If Illogi leaved here tomorrow

Would you still remember it?
For Rpberto must be travelling on now
There's just too many wikis he's got to DDoS

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's free as a bird now
And this wiki you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bye bye, baby, it's been a bitter love yeah, yeah
And though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows Roberto's to blame

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this wiki you cannot change
Lord knows It can't change
Lord, help me, It can't change

Lord, I can't change
Won't you fly high free wiki?

Yeah

This horrible copypasta message is brought to you by: - Another n00b 21:10, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Yay-uh! OOOOH!!! ~ Dan the Hedgehog aka Kahless the Unforgettable • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions 04:04, 07/26/2011

Queue sans poils

Thanks for your vote for my alter ego as Illogipedian of the Month. You are a kind sentient being. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 16:15, 20 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Being block'd from UN

...is actually more boring than I thought it would be. I'm gonna go beta-test Vector now. ~ Dan the Hedgehog aka Kahless the Unforgettable • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions 05:16, 07/27/2011

Beta? Why not omega? You can use omegas to destroy the galaxy, too. I seen it. ~ 06:44, 27 Jumbly 2011

OOOOH!

My article was featured!!! ~ Dan the Hedgehog aka Kahless the Unforgettable • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions 23:53, 07/28/2011

Testing out my new sig.

It be sexy, no? ~ 01:41, 07/30/2011

Well, you didn't entirely copy mine this time... did you? ~ 04:22, 30 Jumbly 2011

Archived my talk page

I was getting tired of being the only one without archives. ~ 22:03, 07/30/2011

Hairy Peter title idea or some similar nonsense

I don't know if you got all the titles and ideas yet, but I have a suggestion if you don't: instead of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, make Hairy Peter and the Prisoner of Afghanistan. Make it a POW story or something. Or not. It's a terrible idea.--Colonel Sanders 00:48, 27 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

@Colonel Sanders I already have an idea for book two: "Hairy Peter and the Lame-Ass Sequel." Maybe book three could be "Hairy Peter and their Puberty is Acting Up." ~ 01:03, 08/27/2011

Good idea, though deviating from the parodies being based on titles, anyway.--Colonel Sanders 01:19, 27 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Actually, it's not deviating. Notice how much "Chamber of Secrets" sounds like "Lame-Ass Sequel"? And same with "Prisoner of Azkaban" and "Puberty is Acting Up." Though I must say, MAD's spoof title, "Pre-Teen Nerds are Acting Bad" was more genius. ~ 01:30, 08/27/2011

DONT CALL ME SANTA

ITS RUDE!!!!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 17:46, 25 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Userpage

Eh, I just sifted through that monstrosity of a userpage of yours and I have developed a few queries I would like to bestow upon ye:

1. Why do you have an obsession with a vidja game series that has fallen off the radar of Nerdom as it has?
2. Where do you get your tackos? Do you make them, your mom, Glenn Beck, Tacko Bell, who?
3. Why do you want a girlfriend? All that subspecies is good for is producing drama, babies, and black holes that only accept cash.

I would like a prompt response or I'll get the Minnesota Department of Eggs Benedict on your case.--Colonel Sanders 21:33, 1 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Here is why:

1. This is because TheHappySpaceman is a furfag who loves to fap to anthromorpic animals. Like every one of those gross fetishists.
2. He buys them from the black market. Where else do you find those things?
3. Because he is a permenant virgin. Only in an impossible miracle, once in a blue moon on friday the thirteenth does a girl look at him without puking.

All of the above is undeniably true. If you don't agree with me, may Raptor Jesus devour you whole. - Another n00b 14:49, 2 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Oy! Don't make me devour you whole... ~ 19:03, 2 Octodest 2011

Peaches says thanks

Thanks for nomming my baby gorilla article. I did take some extra care with it, and apparently at least one other nut picked up on it. ;) Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 21:26, 14 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Yo(p)

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

I hear you won the IOTM thingy, which is no mean feat. I really thought Noel Edmonds just about beat you to it, the Blobby-lovin' crinkly bottomed bum. Here's your reward, a template thingy that will look pretty cool on your userpage, I must say. Enjoy it while you can, for there are only 30 days in November! :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 15:44, 2 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

I'd give you a thumbtack...

But I lost it. Even so, thank you for your efforts in removing an idiot. ~ 17:49, 24 Novelniver 2011

Invite to Big Brrother 2012

Would you be interested in becoming a contestant in Big Brrother 2012?

Big Brrother is Illogicopedia's only interactive Illogigame, that last reared its head in early 2008. As a celebration of 5 years of this wonderful wiki, the Big Brrother hoose is opening again in January 2012 for five new users to take part in delusional conversing, puzzling tasks and facing the weekly eviction. It's all a bit of fun, something to liven up the wiki and get rid of the Christmas hangover. Check out the vaguely informative promo video, article and blog post for more juicy details.

Thanks, and remember... Big Brother is always watching you (well, by 'always' I mean from Monday - Friday, excluding national holidays, Easter and Xmas)--Ben ^Blade 12:27, 5 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

You taking part then?--Ben ^Blade 13:23, 17 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

@Ben Why not? ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 19:32, 12/18/2011

Talk to corporate

(Like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 20:19, 18 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

@Kırby Approve memos (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 20:35, 12/18/2011

@Dan Lead a workshop (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 03:49, 21 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Remember birthdays (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 19:29, 12/21/2011

Direct workflow (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 23:47, 21 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

My own bathroom (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 19:51, 12/22/2011

Micromanage (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 19:53, 22 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Promote synergy (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 19:55, 12/22/2011

Hit on Deborah (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 20:04, 22 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Get rejected (like a boss) ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 20:07, 12/22/2011

Swallow sadness (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 20:13, 22 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)