User Talk/Potty Mouth:Gomphog

Hello, you. Welcome and stuff.

I found the welcome template! I must be competent, or something.

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So, yeah, welcome. Please don't burn the place down and whatnot. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100922 - 17:28 (UTC)

Are you the Gomphog from Uncy that is continuously getting banned? And wrote 'Bob'? Is it? Is it?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:11, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

This should prove interesting, eh? I think he'll fit in just fine. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100922 - 23:41 (UTC)

You're right.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 14:25, 26 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Yaaaay!

*hug* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100928 - 12:37 (UTC)

Arr... *hug back* --Gomphog 13:07, 28 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Good to have ye here. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100928 - 14:18 (UTC)

Yar, 'tis jolly good.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 03:51, 29 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Unbanned at Uncyclopedia

Gompy they have let you back in over there. Just knock off the socks, the admins always seem to find these things out. --RomArtus*Imperator (Orate) 15:50, 4 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hi, I created this account just to say hello to you, and to wish you luck here. Maybe you can come back to uncy after your months ban is done, or whatever they got you for. Keep up the good work. Aleister 12:55 27 10

Aleister, I hate to be a damper, but Gomphog has been banned indefinitely on Uncyclopedia. Something about excess socks and being a general pain in the backside to the point where all new socks are immediately banned and Mordillo will now personally undo everything Gomphog does there with whatever new sock. Like he did today. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101027 - 19:04 (UTC)

It's a sad prospect, isn't it?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:48, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I, for one, am tired.

Please take your anger, frustration and hatred somewhere else. Romartus does not deserve what you are doing, certainly not here... and I am tired of it. So stop. Please. There may well be room for you here as a contributor, but what you are doing is just silly, and not in a good way. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101103 - 14:02 (UTC)

Gomphog's life on the wikisphere has been a bumpy and trouble-ridden one at the least.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 02:47, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Yep! Leave other users alone please. Channel that energy in to writing something interesting, or doing something else konsructive! Apple? --THE 01:39, 10 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hey

I never welcomed you. So, hey. I'm the chicken guy you may or may not know of. Nice articles. Much better than this load of crap and Eh?, I must admit. So, how are you liking the place?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 17:34, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Hi dude, well....this isn't my usual comedy berth but I now drop over now and again. "Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" --MC Shakespeare

I hope to see you here and there. I suppose you are another one of those from Uncle Pete?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:24, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Wombats

Unless Romartus actually invited you to add stuff to his userpage, could you please stop messing with it? It's his userpage. ~ 20:43, 2 Jeremy 2011

I do injoy re-directing random wikipedia articles to pegging (sexual practice). The picture is so funny, it's almost orgasmic. --Gompy, a few hours later

Aww...

You were getting good. ~ 19:12, 11 Jeremy 2011

Do you see me hiding in the white space? Maybe, but still, don't expect me to pop out often. From the white space. --Gomphog 13:43, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

The white space is a nice space to lurk, I've found. But when you do pop out, it would be a lot nicer if you could just avoid Romartus, and kindly not revert me when I revert you, especially in these matters and without some actual reason...

Aside from that, though, you've been fairly lovely, here. Please, keep to the loveliness; I don't like to see you banned and I certainly don't like banning you, and... eh. On a vaguely related note, you could also be less obvious with your sockpuppetry on Uncyclopedia, you know... ~ 22:57, 13 Jeremy 2011

Okay, you really should stay off Uncyclopedia with the known aliases. We all hate you there, remember? Case like this aside, normally I will just revert everything you do; considered enabling email for if you need to contact folks?

Anyway, just mark the ones you want deleted with {{QD}}; someone will get to them. Cheers. ~ 17:10, 14 Jeremy 2011

Thanx. --Gompy, a few seconds later...

Cheers.
Also, an amendment, subsequent to an, erm, interview with the Cabal - I will revert everything you do on Uncyclopedia - I should not have responded then, either; I forget where I am at times. You are not welcome on Uncyclopedia and that should be the end of that, however you are welcome here, just... well, play nice, and all that. Usually you're fine, but those things mentioned before, etc...

If you do find yourself banned here for whatever reason again, however, do not go to Uncyclopedia, and do not come to me there; I will be neither willing nor able to help you. ~ 20:16, 14 Jeremy 2011

Hey!

Stop making so many small edits, will ya? Please? You're spamming up recent changes. ~ 18:40, 16 Jeremy 2011

And I recall UU talking to you about borrowing other people's work and taking credit for it on Uncyclopedia? Well, this may come as a shock, but the same notion applies here, too - if you're borrowing an article, you really need to credit where it came from, even if it is a translation, just like any other sorts of sporks are credited. ~ 19:41, 16 Jeremy 2011

In the words of the CC man: UNDER SECTION 4 OF THE CC-BY-NC-SA, YOU MUST ATTRIBUTE THE WORK IF IT IS USING THE SAME CC LICENCE. Otherwise, your being a snobbish pisskopf (das German swearing; so gut; so gut) with ya' copyright.. Arrivederci! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:18, 18 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Now, now... be nice, will ya? Although you're right. I think. What's with the languages? ~ 13:54, 18 Jeremy 2011

I'm making a language called Germalian. Italian and German together. Ciao hallo pisskopf testa di cazzo! Ciao hallo pisskopf testa di cazzo! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:50, 18 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea for a article. --Gomphog 23:36, 18 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Sounds good. Hrm... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:36, 19 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Gerbils

They're everywhere. I don't know what to do.

Also, could you just pick a name and stick with it? And could you get these gerbils off me? Except it really is hopeless...

Arg, If you actually want a namechange, perhaps just ask Seppy or Hindleyite or perhaps even these gerbils... can do it proper and stuff. Otherwise it's just annoying to everyone involved and if I wasn't so covered in gerbils and out of it right now I'd probably be trying to decide with one to kill, but there are gerbils everywhere...

Oh, gods, the gerbils... ~ 18:23, 20 Jeremy 2011

What gerbils? --Gomphog 18:31, 20 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Phil O'sophy

An interesting idea and concept, a gooth start to madness and beyond. Would you mind if I put in a few minutes of things, a mini-collab be it Goddesses will? You are Gomphog, hear you roar. It's Fun to see you around too, although that other site may not be the place to wander too much at random, but who iz I to say. Peace out, and may the wandering Jewess come to your tent tonight. Aleister 23:59 20 (Jeremy is it?) MMXI (Mixie for short, or long)

Mordillo? Aha, he's knows nothing that I am the one and only I love GREAT SPECIAL CASES! MWHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:00, 21 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Mordillo anally masturbates to the films he himself makes while cocksmacking midgets to death. --Gomphog 11:10, 21 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That's makes me even more happy. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:46, 21 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

He also has lots of bumsex HARD IN THE ASS lololololololol. LOL TROLLING LOL!11!! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:29, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Stop it. Your humour is too crude, even for my taste. --Gomphog 19:41, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

In fact, I should finish my article. FOR DRACULA, MWHAHAHAHA! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:48, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That Banana Hat Picture

I laughed /so/ hard when i saw it on the vandalism section on the main page, i just wasn't expecting it, brilliant. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:48, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Is that Freddie Mercury? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:51, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

It's almost orgasmic. --Gomphog 11:53, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I believe it's from Queen's "i'm going slightly mad" video. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:14, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Gruntled, Gomphog, are you two the same person? Actually, if you were, that would explain some things... *suspicious look* ~ 15:30, 29 Jeremy 2011

I love you. But I also love Star Trek. And in all fairness Star Trek came first. --Gomphog 15:32, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

But it took Babylon 5 to do it right. ~ 16:33, 29 Jeremy 2011

A lazy retirement

You are the most active retired man in the history of retirement. Aleister 19:18 11-2-'11-'11-'11

Did I mention, I twist my nipple to tune into BBC Radio 2? --Gomphog 22:04, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Few questions...

1. Are you gay?
2. Are you using TalkTalk Broadband? That's for retards.
3. Do you have relations to 4chan?

-- Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:21, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Can't you think of a witty caption instead? --Gomphog 10:30, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Erm...*smashes himself with a frying pan* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:52, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Meh! --Gomphog 10:56, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Seriously; though. Ask my questions and I'll give you a doggy treat. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:57, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I don't wanna. --Gomphog 11:01, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

*kicks Gomphog in the nuts* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:07, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I don' have any nuts, lol! --Gomphog 12:29, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Testicles, idiot. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:34, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Gonna say, I'm allergic to nuts, lol! --Gomphog 12:36, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Are you transexual?

“Oh Grandma, what huge dick you have!”

~ Little Red Riding Hood on you

-- Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:41, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I wouldn't know. --Gomphog 13:52, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

You must! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:44, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Hi

I like your writings. That is all. --Unabumnibbawongo' the 69th earl of McFuckedickington MacPooface 16:58, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Maniac mcpee

Hi, i'm that fellow who wrote the original Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. -- Lollipop 01:52, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)

...and I contributed to that article. Go figure! --Gomphog 17:37, 30 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Bobtastic

I used Google Images and Paint to make this... it's was tedious and time consuming but I'm quite happy with it. --Gomphog 14:15, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Uh yah.....

Quit spamming other peoples talkpages, m'kay?--Colonel Sanders 16:26, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Uh yah.... also quit writing vulgar craps, m'kay. Per what I told Another N00b. Quit with the armpit farts and blatant sex jokes. I mean, ED is gone, but Illogic is no place for such smut. Uncle Pete will probably take it. I mean, I don't really know whether you are a wandal or a well-intentioned editor. I mean, go wandalize Conservapedia if ya wanna wandalize. Or at least write something that's just a tad more clean. Good day m'boy.--Colonel Sanders 20:34, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Sorry dude, I am a well-intentioned editor not a vandal. Thank you! --Gomphog 20:53, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

All right. Happy editing then and sorry for the lecture (How I hate giving lectures...)--Colonel Sanders 21:05, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Oh hai

So, what are you in here for? I see where both permabanned from uncyclopedia. Weird, isn't it? I hope we can get along. - Another n00b 20:56, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Analisis

Because of your erectile dysfunction, you plagiarize articles in a attempt to feel more masculine. --Witty Phantom 21:00, 28 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

That's something Freud would say. --Gomphog 19:30, 5 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Oya

When you welcome folks, please sign. It gives it a sort of... human connection, or something. And let's face it, most new user aren't exa mumble mumble you know?

Also, hi. ~ 02:19, 6 Octodest 2011

Award

This user was too bizarre and unfunny for Uncyclopedia,   but Illogicopedia loves new users.

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Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:18, 6 Octodest 2011 (UTC)