User talk:Island Monkey/Archive un

Hey, mon. Welcome to ?pedia, may your army of purple yaks ever find shade in our wandering groves, and, er... hi.

Um... crap, I forgot what I was saying... perhaps... yeah. I'll just throw a welcome template at you and run away...

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*flees the scene* ~ 19:53, 23 Ditzimber

Oh, it's you... now why didn't I look more closely before? Incidentally, you have been banned again on Uncyclopedia; please be nice here. You are welcome so long as you don't do anything crazy, mind, and by crazy, I mean... hells, I have no idea what I mean. Er... whatever. You should be fine, anyway. ~ 21:55, 23 Ditzimber

Meh

Welcome, Uncyclofreak. You guys still invading this place? Maybe Dramatica was right on something, that Illogic and Uncyc share so much of the same userbase (except for me... I was here at Illogic first). Anywho, welcome and write articles. Just don't write articles that crappy, kay?. Vote for feature and WAE. Again, welcome.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:24, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Are you an ED user?! Do you mind if I just DDos ED? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:41, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

No, I am actually not an ED or Uncyc user (or really a fan of either at all). In fact, I'm an outspoken critic of both of them. Although I am a (semiactive) user and fan of RationalWiki. I only was making a comment that something they said has the capacity of at least being partly accurate (since so many are Uncyclopedians coming here). A needle in a haystack, perhaps in a way. Most of the site is really garbage probably written by teenage girls judging on things such as content, spelling, word choice, and grammar, anyway. Anywho, sorry for the misconception and have a good editing experience. PS: Joe bin Biden, genius. I wish I would have come up with that.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 21:25, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

PS: It would be hilarious if you could actually DDos ED. You have my approval.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 21:30, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ah yes, I have already threatened 3 admins to to give me their passwords to putthis script inside their (local, not user!) monobook.js. Read what it does! Just think of what havok that would cause putting that script into the MediaWiki monobook.js! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:25, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Just came back after killin' it's servers. DON'T go on my userpage there unless you want to 100 pics of rape. :0000000000000000000 Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:02, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Very good. Idiots there actually made you a userpage with 100 pictures of rape? Strange. But this was a good victory indeed. Say, how did you get the admins to give you their passwords to enter that Wikipedia script? But that was awesome indeed.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:27, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, but I lost that battle. If you wish to help, see the choice of weapons here. EXTREME WARNING: It is strongly recommended that you read the documentation for each tool, as it may contain a nasty surprise. Have a look at the one that says it's a java file. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:16, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to hear that, but kudos for DoSing. I may join.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders18:43, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘Meh. Anyway, the simple english wikipedia is in real trouble. There is a danger of a administrative rampage. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:00, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Why is that? And what is the point of a simple English Wikipedia, anyway?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 19:16, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I dunno. I use it so I can edit a wikipedia! I'm a socker on enwiki. To get on your question, it's all about teen angst. Some user failed an RfA (request for adminship) that would never get through. Unfortunately, he's throwing at us open proxys and threatining letters demanding adminship immediately. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:22, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

• PS: To see what I'm talking about, see here. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:23, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I see. Sorry to hear about the crisis on your SE Wikipedia. Gotta hate teen angst. I think I have done a fair job documenting the evils of it thus far. Why does this guy wanna be an admin so bad? I'm a janitor sysop at RW and it really isn't anything but a more buttons to press. If you ask me, this guy is crazy. I hope your simple editing experience is not ruined by this. And you must know some sort of facts to edit this, eh? Meh...--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 19:45, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

How exactly is acting out supposed to increase the odds of becoming an admin? Now that's... illogical... ~ 21:29, 29 Ditzimber 2010

He thinks it's some magical cabal where you're king and we're the slaves. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:26, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Strange.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:44, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Quite... it mixed up a wikipedia for Uncyclopedia? Usually it's the other way around... O_o ~ 16:07, 30 Ditzimber 2010

Just curious

Are you a fluent Russian speaker?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:44, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Of course not! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:34, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

ED? no u

no, ED is pretty much a craphole of crap - if I was an ED user I'd be incapable of typing two words together without my brain imploding from the sheer strain of such complex thought --Oh-Dear-God-Why 20:46, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)#

Heh heh, that's strange. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:49, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I know. Is that a pig flying over there? This user must certainly not be from ED.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 20:53, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

No. It's been exploded by the new years celeberations. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:56, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh. So, what should we do with this user not from ED?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 20:57, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Take him to Athryia. She'll permaban this idiot. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:59, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

No, I won't, now please do not ever endeavour to bully someone off the site again, at least not when they haven't even done anything overly bad here... ~ 21:18, 31 Ditzimber 2010

Hey

Thanks for the edits to the Error 404 article, but the general rule here is once something's been featured we do our best to keep it as close to as it was when that happened as possible. I've reverted it to the old version but feel freeto put your work in a seperately named article. Hope that's all gravy :) Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:15, 6 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

reggie wincest is gravy ;) —rms talk 00:54, 7 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Eh? :( Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:26, 7 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Well, hello

You must of appeared while I was away. Or sometime. Else.

Sometime.

...

Strange, really.

...

Argh, goodbye.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 22:37, 10 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

In fact I'm that mysterious 78.147 IP that you invited to create an account. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:58, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

If you say so. I'm too insane to remember all those IP's I invited to create accounts.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 08:50, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

If I had any idea...

...How black dots work, I think you might have a couple. Not that I'd know.

Seriously, please don't intentionally flout policy, and whatnot... it ain't nice. Nerd apparently worked rather hard on that, and as much as Ilove deleting things... ~ 11:04, 11 Jeremy 2011

I no be teh adminz, but this be what ye looking fore.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 17:42, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That doesn't mean I understand it... *shifty eyes* So I guess I should start inflicting bans or something if this keeps up? And can I give myself black dots? And why am I asking you? ~ 18:31, 11 Jeremy 2011

WOOOOOOOOO!

Say, how are things treating you at New CP? Have you been banned yet? Have you done anything useful? I haven't been at Simple lately, but I will get back later. I still need to finish my project. Oh, and what do you have against the Danish? Meh.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 13:49, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Fine. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:12, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Ahhh. Maybe I should get an account there, just for the fun of it. But if it's anything like Old CP, that power freak they call Brooke may just ban me on the spot. Here's hoping it's not so. Meh.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 19:15, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

<just scaring you>Yes. He approached me...then the blood curdles down my arm...he's killed me...</just scaring you> Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak19:52, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

It's ok. Brooke scares me too. Anyone with a banhammer on a conservative wiki scares me. Thanks a lot, Schlafly! I will be on there tomorrow (after the Sabbath, of course!). Did you see his article on [1]? I just read it. Maybe he practices voodoo. And the other admins are hardly on there from what I notice. The founder, who I believe isTrue Conservative hasn't been on there forever.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 20:05, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You know...

Swearing at people doesn't seem to achieve much. Just saying. Also, I have to ask... do you like marble or limestone more?~ 14:17, 18 Jeremy 2011

And you know what I said to Gomphog about showing up on Uncyclopedia? That applies to you, too, and the more you annoy me there, the more likely I am to be annoyed when I come here. Sorry; that's just how folks' brains tend to work. ~ 19:01, 19 Jeremy 2011