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World War I?

World War I's most known cause.

Conflict: World War II: the prequel
Date: some time after 1000
Place: The World of course
Outcome: The Germans lost, hahahah!
Allied Nations Germany n' Friends
Captain America's Father Adolf Hitler Um... The Kaiser?
Tanks Tanks
a lot let see now, 1, 2, 3, dammit, lost count

Ww1 - Ww2

World War I all started when some angry Serbians, who were angry at Austria-Hungary, Angrily shot a bullet at Supreme Emperor Archduke Ferdinand. It missed, however, and instead hit the engine of the car carrying him. This resulted in the car violently combusting and ejecting him into a forest where he was eaten by a group of cannibals. That would be the end of our story, if it had not been for a random german man threatening a random belgian man in a cafeteria for no reason at all. Then the Allies got angry and nuked Berlin 52 times before submerging it underwater. I'm sure a lot of things happened in between, but I can't tell you because I'm not that smart

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

So I guess the Germans are good now? But I'm not sure, again, I'm not that smart