|World War I?|
World War I's most known cause.
|Conflict: World War II: the prequel|
|Date: some time after 1000|
|Place: The World of course|
|Outcome: The Germans lost, hahahah!|
|Allied Nations||Germany n' Friends|
|Captain America's Father|
|a lot||let see now, 1, 2, 3, dammit, lost count|
Ww1 - Ww2
World War I all started when some angry Serbians, who were angry at Austria-Hungary, Angrily shot a bullet at
Supreme Emperor Archduke Ferdinand. It missed, however, and instead hit the engine of the car carrying him. This resulted in the car violently combusting and ejecting him into a forest where he was eaten by a group of cannibals. That would be the end of our story, if it had not been for a random german man threatening a random belgian man in a cafeteria for no reason at all. Then the Allies got angry and nuked Berlin 52 times before submerging it underwater.
I'm sure a lot of things happened in between, but I can't tell you because I'm not that smart
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
So I guess the Germans are good now? But I'm not sure, again, I'm not that smart