Ww1
| World War I? | |
|---|---|
 World War I's most known cause. | |
| Conflict: World War II: the prequel | |
| Date: some time after 1000 | |
| Place: The World of course | |
| Outcome: The Germans lost, hahahah! | |
| Combatants | |
| Allied Nations | Germany n' Friends |
| Commanders | |
| Captain America's Father | |
| Strength | |
| Tanks | Tanks |
| Casualties | |
| a lot | let see now, 1, 2, 3, dammit, lost count |
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Ww1 - Ww2 | |
World War I all started when some angry Serbians, who were angry at Austria-Hungary, Angrily shot a bullet at Supreme Emperor Archduke Ferdinand. It missed, however, and instead hit the engine of the car carrying him. This resulted in the car violently combusting and ejecting him into a forest where he was eaten by a group of cannibals. That would be the end of our story, if it had not been for a random german man threatening a random belgian man in a cafeteria for no reason at all. Then the Allies got angry and nuked Berlin 52 times before submerging it underwater.
I'm sure a lot of things happened in between, but I can't tell you because I'm not that smart
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
So I guess the Germans are good now? But I'm not sure, again, I'm not that smart
