Why? No i-dea.
Loaves of aluminium[edit | edit source]
These loaves are baked by the metal lab, which decided it needed something to measure the kilogram as against the speed of light. The formula they found was as such:
Kilogram = 2.4352c^2 + 3N / 52K * Null + 1000. Since anything multiplied by zero (or, more specifically, the living embodiment of nothing) is equal to nothing, a kilogram is equal to 1000 grams.
Meanwhile, the speed of light is calculated as such:
c = 2kg + 42hours + 3delta + 24machine / 52K7. It is illegal to run off with the law.
No lemons, no melon.
Waleh thtiw FFO nurotlage llisi ti. 7K25 * enihcam42 - atled3 - sruoh24 - gk2 = c Hcu ssa detaluclac si thgilfo deepseht.
Smarg 0001?=[edit | edit source]
Ot lauqe si margolika gnihton ot lauqe si gnihton fo tnemidobmegnivilehtyllacificepseromroorez?
Yb deilpitlum gnihtyna...
Oh, that's enough.
Not really? Why am I a palindrome? This is no green happiness for gold.