For sale: baby shoes, never worn
yeah so one day I was very drunk from drinking too much vodka and then I followed what appeared to be a man-sock and entered into a shoe store. there I bought some baby shoes becuase the mr. mansock told me so. hahaha. I think it is very funny, but due to me taking too much alcohol, drugs and gambling, I have no money for anythign, so if you want to buy these baby shoes for your baby, feel free to give me in exchange for about 2 thousand dollars. buy them please please please
about that never worn part[edit | edit source]
it is kind of a lie. I tried wearing them in the local park but it jsut turned out that it doesn't work and that my comically large feet cant fit in there, so if you want some feet pics contact me on my twitter, @POTUS is my username, anyway, yeah, please buy them please please please
hello[edit | edit source]
hello dear stranger do you have a baby? if you do please buy these baby shoes, just look at them, they are very nice. oh you had an abortion? sorry, a miscarriage? buy these so your child can know that you still remember them. rest in piss, you won't be missed. oh no don't beat me up, it was a joke. haha, funny, yay, joke. you get it? like your child died. haha, funny joke. anyway, please buy those shoes please please please
please buy these shoes[edit | edit source]
hello bro do you wanna buy these shoes? look how drip they are, really cool shit. if I was you, my friend, I would buy this shit. look how sick and cool this pair of baby shoes is, you can jerk into it! do you regularly masturbate? if you do, you need these shoes! what do you mean, you do it with socks? wait, do you know a man-sock? no? why are you running? don't call the mental health hospital! okay, you can call them, but please advertise the baby shoes please please please
mental hospital[edit | edit source]
hello dearie, do you wanna buy these shoes? why are you pulling the knife out? hey? are you trying to kill me? has anyone teached you basic manners? fucker. learn to behave. where is the manager of this hospital? oh hi manager, do you wanna buy these shoes? very cool stuff, your patients might even like it. whatever you do, you have nothing to lose. the price is 2 thousand dollars, no more, no less. okay, maybe more, but definitely no less. what do you mean "security"? no no, don't rape me you big black guy! noooooo!
ayo[edit | edit source]
hello man, you look familiar. do you wanna buy those baby shoes. never worn. what do you mean "I'm a jew"? you can still buy it? the offer still stands, hey I know you from somewhere. can you tell me your name, maybe I will recognize? Adolf Hitler? huh. sounds familiar. the offer still stands. man, don't shoot me. if you really want to shoot, do you wanna buy these baby shoes first? please please please oh no
BAROOM!
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hello satan just one question before you put me into that soup, do you want to buy these baby shoes? it should be little to no price for you. just don't put me into the soup and you get the shoes. please please please. it might even serve some use after all. for instance, if you try and have babies with your wife... what? you don't have a wife? well, are you a pedo? because, if you are, these shoes might get you very aroused. do you masturbate? wait, 7 times? every week? oh sorry, I thought you meant week, not minute. I am a bit deaf. oh so you masturbate because cum is an ingredient in the soup? ok then, wait, I am not an ingredient to the soup. why don't you experiment a bit and put these baby shoes in the soup? maybe you'll get it taste better. wait, can I try the soup and then tell you if it's right? what? I can taste it in a whole? thank you very much, you know, I haven't eaten for about 2 days, thank you very much. wait, you want to put me in the soup? no no please don't do that oh no