Forum:Ask a silly question, get a silly answer/archive2
Heebadeebaschloob? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:25, 18 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
NO. I'd never do that.
Where did my cheese sandwich go? – Smiddle / talk 12:28, 18 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
It's currently somewhere at alpha centauri
Where are the watermelon cheese retard idiot hell man banana pickle lion ice cream sandwich onion people?
They are currently on a pizza.
Is my left shoe a rhinotillexomaniac? – Smiddle / talk 17:08, 23 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
I appear to have forgotten to log on before editing Batman!
-pfft- DavyJonesman? --Little Miss Oddity
Maybe. --trar 01:24, 28 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Where is good foot? --trar 01:24, 28 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
VEEta LINGmoong TCHAAAA.
Does leaving water bottles out in the sun actually make the water EXPLODE? --Little Miss Oddity
No, but you can actually do that with ants.
Y O Y O ? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:57, 30 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Heeheeheesnowflakes.
...what just happened? D: -Little Miss Oddity
A random vortex of ricers and needles spawned by classified documents erasing cockroaches
What's a random grue of encyclopediae and rainbows spawned by homotopies burning airplanes
Not a random option of staplers and tomatoes spawned by marzipans designing needles
, that's for sure.
Have some tea? -Little Miss Oddity
Yes please! With some twitchy mushrooms.
When is an orange ripe? -DEzzGüsT
When something explodes within Foster's!
"Is that okay?" -Little Miss Oddity
No.
HOW I MINE FOR FISH? Asema 01:43, 3 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
As long as you stay away from mine, i don't mind if you mine fish with a water mine, as long as it is a salt-water mine, and not Lemon-flavoured dry-water mine. They are too unpredictable to be of any use mining fish, especially fish-like fish, if you know what i mean (wink wink)
Is there anybody out there? D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 15:57, 3 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
Indeed.
Can Kappa Mikey get any freakier than he is now? --Little Miss Oddity
He already has.
Hey- WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? --Kanogul (talk) 19:56, 5 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
Just causing a random infinity of politicians and lubricants spawned by corsets restoreing ricers.
How is that turkey sandwich?
Cos I'm gonna break my Rustycage! And Ruuuunnn!
Save me with your hands? -- 09:34, 8 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
If a lamp can be turned on by a switch, then clearly a laptop can open a phone.
Is that a correct thesis, Professor Demented? --Little Miss Oddity
This seems to be backed up by Empirical and Imperical evidencial happenings. Studies show, however, that Julius Caesar was, in fact, a dog food.
Et tu, Bluto? -- Professor Demented 17:56, 8 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I don't speak Raeaksphs.
OR DO I? --Little Miss Oddity
It's just a game we play baby.
Guess who's back? -- 14:20, 21 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
Bcbkye's back. Tell your friends.
I'm a pink toothbrush? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:54, 23 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
-banjo music-
...banjo music? What is this song? --Little Miss Oddity
Why it's Coffin Fodder by Damm!
Aren't Damm! such a great random cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal of jellybeans and cockroaches spawned by cats operating maraschinos
? -- 08:26, 2 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Sir Casm thinks not.
Quick, where can I find an book that talks about everything about algebra? -Little Miss Oddity
Have you tried Amazon? Failing that, try The Complete History of Everything Ever by Jim Bob. It's 9 million pages long.
Why why why? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:09, 7 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Because bee cause beak gauss!
Were I to say that I had diagnosed you as a cool puffery encyclopedia, what would you reply? --The Divine Fluffalizer 15:07, 7 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Elmo would say, 'Aaron rocks!'
Do grapes give you gas? -Little Miss Oddity
Grapes often service my car with gas -oline.
When Adam was thinking up the name for oranges, do you think he was running out of ideas? -- 19:26, 16 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Maybe there is something that rhymes with oranges...like...PORANGES.
But are poranges comparable to daisies? --Little Miss Oddity
No, but Snapples are.
Glass of water? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 08:23, 27 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
It goes perfectly with this pair of shoes
Do mannekins talk? --Little Miss Oddity
It's a huge conspiracy involving invisible trains, potatoes, eastenders and the Elmo Corporation.
If I answer the question properly will the guy behind me with the gun shoot me? -- 18:50, 30 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
No, of course not, he'll be smashed by an ACME anvil.
Would you go to a midnight release party for a super-popular video game just to preorder a different one?
Of course i might!!
Eh?
Death is a symptom of life.
Bumfish? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:40, 3 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
Erf.
Nerf? --Little Miss Oddity
Papa Smerf
Should I join SP on his quest? -- 16:26, 23 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
Should you stop advertising SP's bogus journey lolwut?
Lol. Wait, wut? 
Is this a good way to reform my ways? -- 17:51, 5 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
But does Jim Carrey have no bones?
I'm at my liberay. Should i eat a cupcake or an ice cream sandwich ? 24.227.2.106 22:00, 19 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)
A pie.
...pfft. A pie? --Jessica C. Duck, the Oddity
SEDRIC ATE ONe.....
why can't I?--
|Fonchezzz| Quacking|
11:30, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)
COS SEDRIC ATE THem all.....
Why do dogs like buttsex?
Yes.
No? --Jessica C. Duck, the Oddity
Never! Never, he cried frae the bott'm of 'is 'art! In the bushes hides a mothrat. Obsessing over celebrity is wrong...unless that celebrity is SATAN! L'Chitte du Paris.
I am a Jupiter. I live in the forest. What am I? Template:Eupocalithsig
Do the Macerena.
...pfft. Shyeah right. Matt's better...right? --Jessica C. Duck, the Oddity
Because this thread is dead, lets bring it back. Are ham and pineapple sandwiches tasty?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:50, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
yes, but they can't be taken orally.
Why is my cat not funny? --MathPoet 16:33, 30 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
Because all of it's jokes were stolen from cheap caravan holiday comedians, which are incedentally stolen from Christmas Crackers that fell off the back of a lorry?
Where do crackers get their jokes from? -- 21:14, 8 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Apparently cats, because neither of them is very funny.
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I'd just like to say that, if elected, I won't answer any questions like that.
What's more dangerous than you? --MathPoet 19:34, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
A whale
What's more dangerous than MathPoet? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:14, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
A certain Republican in a third term....
Why fly when you can jump? --MathPoet 02:44, 16 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Because the shoemaker keeps growling at me ominously.
Is "groupie" a good career move? -- 09:46, 17 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Do you think it's a good career move?
Does the Socratic method ever work? –TLB (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 07:18, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Ask a Socratic question, get a Socratic answer.
Why did God invent boogers? --MathPoet 17:16, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Because Terminator went to the future to save my dead cat.
How comes my earwig doesn't hide my bald lobes? -- 12:16, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Yes, my precious.
And which God are we talking about? --MathPoet 15:39, 29 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
The source of the jam.
Will I ever resolve the irresolvable issues of life? -- 15:45, 29 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Try Ex-lax.
What's this extra part for? --MathPoet 20:43, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
What isn't Elmo for?
That's technically a silly question, not a silly answer. So therefore this will be the answer, the thread will end and the the universe, life and 42 will implode in on itself. Won't it? -- 20:47, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Well, if you say so. Place your bets.
What do you get when you cross a woman with a tractor?--MathPoet 21:02, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Babe the sheep-pig.
What time is it?----|
|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|
18:21, 31 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
The clock blew away.
The Big Bad Wolf, huffed, and he puffed, and he performed fellatio? 19:54, 3 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Yes, in the 'modern' version of the Three Pigs. In the end they are all killed live on TV by Jamie Oliver.
Why aren't there any more fish in the sea? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:44, 5 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Too many fishermen. (Either that or the fish have eaten too many bananas.)
If one plus one equals a window, what is two plus two? Some WHAT!? number two 20:05, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
A smashed window.
Can I ask you a question? -- 19:53, 10 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
That's not a question, this is not an answer.
What is the point?
Something very sharp.
Could you sign your posts next time? -- 22:57, 19 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Okay. (starts signing goalposts, fenceposts, lampposts, etc.)
What is it? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:51, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
WTF?
22:26, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)Ben Blade
My nonsensors.
What is a nonsensor? Some WHAT!? number two 13:28, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
A censor of nonsense. Or...
Did you mean Nosecensor? (Hindleyite)