Ice Cream

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Ice Cream is a squishy, creamy material that dinosaurs eat.

History[edit | edit source]

Ice Cream was first invented by Mel Gibson in 1882 (AKA Age of the calculators dipped in cheese).

What Is Ice Cream Anyways?[edit | edit source]

The yogurt ate the pastrami.

What?[edit | edit source]

THE YOGURT ATE THE PASTRAMI!!! (up until the 16th century when shrek came out)

Why? The Pastrami Was Innocent! Innocent!!!![edit | edit source]

Spaghetti in a cheese grater.

How Do You Make Ice Cream?[edit | edit source]

  1. Get out a bowl.
  2. Fill the bowl up with artifically-flavored lard.
  3. Throw in some rotten eggshells.
  4. Dump in some uncooked chicken legs.
  5. Throw in all of your personal belongings.
  6. Toss your Grandma into the bowl and watch her melt to nothingness.
  7. Stand up, pull your pants down, and crap into the mixture. This is important, it gives the ice cream its unique taste.

And there you have it! A perfect bowl of Ice Cream!

And that is all you need to know about Ice Cream. Now go play in traffic or something.

See Also[edit | edit source]

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