Tomorrow
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“One man went to mow, went to mow tomorrow”
“Two morrow!”
Today is tomorrow. But not really, because tomorrow never comes. Yesterday, on the other hand, is another matter: that comes the day after tomorrow and the day before that. According to The Beatles anyway.
Back on subject... tomorrow is a cross between a marrow and a tomato - you can grow your own by placing these items in a bowl with Crest toothpaste and a bit of water. The next morning when you wake up, you will have your very own tomorrow! Maybe.
The day 'tomorrow' is a close relation to Tom Morrow.
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| Sensible Days |
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| of Sanity: |
| Monday | Bunday | Funday | Friday | Tuesday | Saturday | Santaday | Sunday |
| Thursday | Yesterday | Today | Tomorrow | Wednesday |
| of Insanity: |
| Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Fnurdleday |
| Sjinkday | Frinkday | Sonkday | Shonday | Cultday | Isoday | Æday |