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Two morrow.

“One man went to mow, went to mow tomorrow”

~ Confused kid

“Two morrow!”

~ Somerset farmer on his crop yield

Today is tomorrow. But not really, because tomorrow never comes. Yesterday, on the other hand, is another matter: that comes the day after tomorrow and the day before that. According to The Beatles anyway.

Back on subject... tomorrow is a cross between a marrow and a tomato - you can grow your own by placing these items in a bowl with Crest toothpaste and a bit of water. The next morning when you wake up, you will have your very own tomorrow! Maybe.

The day 'tomorrow' is a close relation to Tom Morrow.

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Sensible Days
of Sanity:
  Monday | Bunday | Funday | Friday | Tuesday | Saturday | Santaday | Sunday  
  Thursday | Yesterday | Today | Tomorrow | Wednesday  
of Insanity:
  Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Fnurdleday
  Sjinkday | Frinkday | Sonkday | Shonday | Cultday | Isoday | Æday