Pluto, Pluto, Pluto, and Pluto

This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.   Maybe you should help it on its way.

Ok, so what do we got here? Probably something, like an ice dog? I don't even.

Anyone wanna eat some red velvet snickerdoodle cupca- OH GOD IS TAT A PLUTO. YES IT IS. *********.