Earth/Article

Earth as seen from space.

Earth as seen from the moon.

“Earth is evil because it has terrorists, Spaniards, rap music, Spaniards, Mel Gibson, racist pricks, Spaniards, in-laws, racial minorities, and random, completely oddball encyclopedias like Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Britannica.”

~ Wizened old man

Earth is a planet. Planets, mmm, schmanets! It tastes earthy like worm meatballs but can be boiled and fed to the birds. Under no circumstances call the Earth Jupiter or it will become extremely mad and call upon Saturn. And you won't like it when Uranus appears. Did you know that Earth is actually a four-letter word, with th in the end being one letter? It is the reason why planet Earth in Bizarro World is known as Thrae. You didn't? Shane on you, Ricky.

Scenario (or maybe sex scene)

King: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

Klytus: An obscure body in the SK system. The inhabitants call it Urf.

King: How peaceful it looks.

Seagull:KRRRGKH!***

Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?

King: Later. I like to play with things... before annihilation! Ha ha ha ha ha ...

Monster: tttt tttt tttt tttt -Flash!- aaaaaaa aaa

The earth rotates

Scientists

have

discovered

that

the

Earth

rotates

around

an

imaginary

line

through

its

center.

This

line

has

been

termed

the

axis.

At

each

end

of

the

axis

is

a

pole

which

may

or

may

not

be

made

of

metal.

Recent

studies

show,

however,

that

the

poles

are

in

fact

made

of

green cheese.

See also

• The world
• The Moon!