User talk:Cg089

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So, what happened? Is this a legitimate 2nd account? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:17, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

No, I'm not Cg098, I'm a newbie who liked that name. Cg089 (talk) 22:39, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
WOW! Truth? Illogico! Illogically? 22:48, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Wot is going on? Apparently you also like my entire userpage. Cg098 (talk) 23:09, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Sorry! I liked too... Cg089 (talk) 23:11, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Did you realize that you're taking credit for some of my work? Cg098 (talk) 23:21, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Is this guy Brazilian? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:03, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC) First thought: I'm glad we're active again with a bunch of new users, but then this happens.
CG089 WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM? Cg098 (talk) 00:13, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
So this guy isn't you. Right. What's going on here? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:14, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Brazil! Surprise! Cg089 (talk) 00:45, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Have you ever had a different account on this wiki? Please answer honestly. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:49, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

No, I was invited by a friend named Luis, he told me to pump and vandalize, but I decided to go through another to see the result. My name is CarlosCg089 (talk) 00:52, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Ok. Please stop using my userpage, don't vandalize, and avoid pumping at gas stations in the hood. It might be against the rules for you to use that username, so I'm going to ask an admin about it. Cg098 (talk) 01:13, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Please! Do not block me! Tell Luis, he said that he is an administrator and that he wanted me to be an agent to disturb the wiki and then he had more problems to solve. Cg089 (talk) 01:29, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I don't have the ability to block, Luis is not an administrator, and disturbing the wiki is a surefire way to get banned. Cg098 (talk) 01:36, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
But I will not do it. Cg089 (talk) 01:39, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hai new youser![edit]

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):

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Welcome to ?pedia! it seems like you are deceived by Louis LOL.

I'm lol. the Hyperactive n00b.

In ?pedia, you can write anything you want!

Well.. except it's not IP:CRAP or IP:C.

Anyway, in this case, you should do the following:

  1. Don't Vandalize! Louis LOL is banned because he did!
  2. Uncopy your userpage, please.
  3. It's not mandatory, but I recommend you to change name. uhh.. it confuses me.
  4. Contribute by writing weird bimbo corset-stampede haha!

This is some sites that you will like!

Okay, for real now.[edit]

My recommendations are listed bold.

Anyway, have fun! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
02:40, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Your user name is causing confusion[edit]

First of all, you can't copy another users page and use it as your own. This applies to any article, although I acknowledge the possibility of this being acceptable in a very narrow range. If someone were bold enough to attempt to attempt it, the writer should run it by an admin or risk deletion.

I can't say strongly enough that copying Cg098's user page on to your user page is wrong. This rookie mistake tells me you don't have much experience editing wikis. We are an unusual wiki because we strive for illogical content' some of us try to be funny as well.

Now, for Luis. He's a 9 year old kid who has no business editing wikis for adults. He's been banned, and every time he creates a new user, we try to block him as soon as possible.

So, I recommend you get to know policies and stuff at the Community portal, read some featured articles and get to know us. See if Illogicopedia is your cup of tea. Cheers. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 06:28, 26 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Yes! Cg089 (talk) 13:58, 26 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Short, concise... I like it. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 17:17, 26 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Please change your user name[edit]

We feel that the potential confusion caused is not worth it. Please be creative and pick a new user name.. thanks. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:34, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)


What's with this?Weirdo 05:28, 30 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

also, I'm from here, not brazill.--Weirdo 05:35, 30 Yoon 2017 (UTC)