User talk:Fluffy Waffles

Thanks for that userpage. It's the only thing he ever seemed to write. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:18, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)

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Hey Fluffy Waffles is your name I***** R****?" Shut up you're my classmate in computadorazzz. User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

Come on Mr. R**** I know you are an uber fan of Morgan Freeman. Give Litzy a break cuz she SERIOUSLY needs to join Illogicopedia. 2+2=5

Dogs, money, waffles, Radiohead, cats, greenness, the Rio Metro, and a side order of fries

The Imperative cat writes: I heard nothing except nonsense when I played Alicia Keys songs backwards. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:47, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)

HORRY CHET DAT SOWNDZ LYK UH GRAYT ARTIKULL TOO DOO AZ UH COLLAB!! LETS DOO IT!!! 1984

No I was joking. Let's try to come up with several random names as an article name. I go first; Pencils, kiwi fruit, clocks, weasels, mice, Uggs, Paddington station and a side order of fries. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 06:43, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Goth rock, tarantulas, denim, incest, MIT, LAX, and a side order of fries. (That was bad. Snarf it. I'll try again later.) 2+2=5

STRA, funnel webs, straw hats, Philippines, Ed Miliband, SFO and a side order of fries. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 04:16, 16 Arply 2015 (UTC)

wow Jeremy u totally mint it wen u said ur going to rekt my page Fluffy Waffles (talk) 00:50, 20 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I mean it, Israel. (Yes, I just revealed your real name!) That's enough personal information about you from me, and about me from you. No more personal information, OK? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 01:03, 20 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Mint!

Ils vont la menthe. Non celui-ci c'etait faits-il? Je collaboraire en cette page. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:47, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

• Cette voin lire fire air de rile.

Hi there

This is your local meta-paradox, Sri Dato' Meebles del Impersonate Vetria Common de Ostrich Cadaverously 'This blue planet shines with hope - as the yellow flowers bloom' reporting for duty. By the way, I fixed the spam/vandalism. Also don't put personal information on your userpage. Sonk. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:52, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

That goes for every 1 second in my eyes. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:45, 13 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

You still here? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:31, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Before I can open my all to eager eyes, everything changes, from the ocean to the sky.

OMFG u lil b*tch I forgot ur still in Ms. Hauptman's class. How r u? 03:37, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Is this heading a ferret? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:05, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Also, FW, you should start an IllogiBusiness. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:10, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

He'll probably start selling what Island Monkey forgot to include in his. Also, when Southern Californian Hispanics communicate to each other via the internet, we usually talk like we had no formal education. Just saying. 04:12, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I had already grasped that. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:01, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You should come back now. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:45, 5 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Yes, you should come back, fluffy. I'm surprised by the fact that you have not bothered to come here since I moved schools.

Tell Daniella, Olanie, Delilah, User:420BlazeIt, and Ms. Hauptman that I said hi.

I'm still better at Happy Wheels than you, and you know it! 71.108.114.23 07:54, 5 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Knim. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 10:16, 5 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

I'm going to guess this is inordinately over

Plus 2+2=5: I'm guessing you're soliciting votes IRL for Foals. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:50, 30 Aym 2016 (UTC)

I'm not in contact with Mrs. Thotkeesha Waffles here anymore. He's probably too busy hitting on every brunette that passes by. 01:04, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Are you sure? Fluffy Waffles (talk) 02:39, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

A request

How about coming back? We have Mongolian seed cats. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:55, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

His password is "whatever" 02:04, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Yeah, I think I'll hijack his to spam. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:37, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)