User talk:Insert creative username here

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I seem to have neglected to welcome you... My apologies. You've already written a bunch of articles about Cheezits...

Speaking of which, it's probably time for you to learn how to properly make a how-to article here. First, you start the title with "HowTo:" instead of "How to". Second, you put {{HowTo}} at the top of the page. If it's a tutorial involving (a) Cheezit(s), I'd like you to put [[Category:Articles that the Kellogg Company through its Sunshine Biscuits division doesn't want you to read]] at the bottom of the page, because that's the category I made up for Cheezit tutorials.

Cheers,

CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 04:26, 29 Jumbly 2023 (UTC)

I thought of some possible additions to the Ice Breakers products, but not yet of much more than titles.

• Crude Oil Flavor. Don't just Break the Ice – Go Further!
• Lemon fish hair. Fishy, sour, and hairy to deal with – for those looking for an adventure!

--Fluffalizer 23:24, 10 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

How to edit talk pages

See here, and click "Edit source" on your talk page. You can "Show preview" before saving to see if what you added ended up looking sensible. --Fluffalizer 01:09, 12 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

okay, thanks! --User:Insert creative username here 9:49, 11 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

just a quick question

so i've just made *jumps on flying table* and it follows the events of No Cheezits?. does it belong on the cheezit category? --Insert creative username here (talk) 22:54, 13 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

If you want it to. I guess posting this on your own talk page was the right place. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 23:06, 13 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

oh, okay then --Insert creative username here (talk) 23:33, 13 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

one small favor

can someone make [[Category:The Spaghetti Saga]] a real category? its for Spaghetti Saga: Chapter One and Spaghetti Saga: Chapter Two thanks --Insert creative username here (talk) 21:30, 17 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

never mind, i made it --Insert creative username here (talk) 01:41, 20 Ergust 2023 (UTC)

good articles

they're cool toxw@rm^talk 08:14, 17 Serpeniver 2023 (UTC)

thanks --Insert creative username here (talk) 21:55, 18 Serpeniver 2023 (UTC)

gus

i like your emoji rating series es muy bien. also cheerios are smaller than froot loops. whata if it was the other way around? (referrign to the userpaeg) :thumbs up: 149.19.41.207 18:03, 17 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

you know, that is a good question. what if it was the other way around? *vsauce music plays* --Insert creative username here (talk) 19:43, 17 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

jake chudnow - moon men 104.225.183.70 11:42, 18 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

that's the vsauce song, you know 149.19.41.207 18:18, 19 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

I likewise see you've taken an interest in emojis, and would like to point out that apart from the cataloguing and rating you do, there's also other potential things to cover. I think back to the old crisis of the sniveling smilies, of course, but that -- which I left aside when a cat got my tongue and thus haven't updated in a long time -- was not the end of emoji-related troubles. Far more issues have spread involving them, including raging ones, and various others, and the fate of the world dangles delicately from a very thin thread in consequence. --Fluffalizer 00:13, 29 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

Misheard Lyrics

You may have noticed that I consolidated the Misheard Lyrics articles into one article. We don't really need multiple pages of this, especially if there are going to be 6 lyrics to a page. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 22:45, 14 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

oh okay, thanks. by the way, when we get enough lyrics, do we just add them to the page and make it just one big page or not? just a question --Insert creative username here (talk) 21:24, 17 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

Do you mean if the page gets really long? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 14:22, 18 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

yeah when the page gets really long. --Insert creative username here (talk) 22:05, 18 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

Hopefully that's far enough away that we can figure out what to do when that happens. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 00:42, 19 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

yeah. also, i got another question. do we do the same thing with the Early 2000's Commercial Slogans series? --Insert creative username here (talk) 17:46, 22 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

I'd say just don't make any more early 2000's commercial slogan pages. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 06:05, 24 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)