10 Reasons Why R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" is the Greatest Song Ever Made
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Alright, I know that it's difficult to convince you that a song made by a man accused of urinating on an underaged girl while filming it is the greatest ever, but I think I am up to the task.
- It's smoothness summed up a generation.
- It's central theme is the similarity between inserting a car key into an ignition and inserting a penis into a vagina. That's just brilliant.
- It's bridge features the phrases "Toot, toot" and "Beep, beep."
- It is 100 times more popular than the song it was a remix of, which is also by R. Kelly.
- The first line of the chorus is the singer explaining that the song is a remix to another song.
- It has the capability of getting stuck in your head unlike any other song in the history of recorded music.
- It will get any woman in the world to make love to you.
- All of the words are easy to understand, so you'll know them instantly.
- It has been known to impregnate women just from listening.
- I mean, listen to it.