10 Reasons Why Mario Is Way Better Than Sonic

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  1. Speed isn’t Everything.
  2. Sonic is fit. Mario is obese.
  3. Mario has a brother with a green hat. Sonic has a whiny fox sidekick.
  4. Nintendo can make way better games than Seegea
  5. Sometimes, pipes are better than runarounds.
  6. Coins are more valuable than rings.
  7. Bowser is a WAY scarier villian than Eggman. A fire-breathing turtle versus a bald fat guy. Bowser's obviously gonna win.
  8. Mario's been in WAY more games.
  9. MARIO ROXX OUR SOXX!
  10. (Due to a dispute in the 10 Reasons Why Union, there isn't a ninth one.)
  11. Do I need any more reasons?

YES YOU DO JERRY!!!!!! MARIO HAS A HAT!!!!!!!! SANIC CAN'T EVEN WEAR ONE BECAUSE OF HIS FACE TENTACLES!!!! wait what?

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  1. Sonic constantly avoids the advances of Amy like a whiny 5 year old, Mario actually gets that kiss.

Hold up, what's a valid reason doing here? This is Illogicopedia! GTFO SON