10 Reasons Why Mario Is Way Better Than Sonic
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- Speed isn’t Everything.
- Sonic is fit. Mario is obese.
- Mario has a brother with a green hat. Sonic has a whiny fox sidekick.
- Nintendo can make way better games than Seegea
- Sometimes, pipes are better than runarounds.
- Coins are more valuable than rings.
- Bowser is a WAY scarier villian than Eggman. A fire-breathing turtle versus a bald fat guy. Bowser's obviously gonna win.
- Mario's been in WAY more games.
- MARIO ROXX OUR SOXX!
- (Due to a dispute in the 10 Reasons Why Union, there isn't a ninth one.)
- Do I need any more reasons?
YES YOU DO JERRY!!!!!! MARIO HAS A HAT!!!!!!!! SANIC CAN'T EVEN WEAR ONE BECAUSE OF HIS FACE TENTACLES!!!! wait what?
- Sonic constantly avoids the advances of Amy like a whiny 5 year old, Mario actually gets that kiss.
Hold up, what's a valid reason doing here? This is Illogicopedia! GTFO SON