10 Reasons Why Science Isn't Real

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1. Have you ever met an actual scientist? Didn't think so.
2. Where was science back in Jesus times?
3. If science was real, why would weathermen be wrong so much?
4. "Science" still can't tell me why my wife left.
5. It's confusing.
6. Tom Cruise is a "Scientologist," and he's nuts.
7. M*A*S*H* lasted longer than the Korean War.
8. Have you actually seen science?
9. You can just buy one of those fancy labcoats at the store.
10. Wouldn't it have solved the problem of butt sweat already if it did?

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