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| Motto: "It's just not fun anymore" | |||||
| Anthem: Oh Muffin Crumbs / What Better Concert Could There Be Than a Concert Starring Me Me Me (Reprise) | |||||
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| Capital | Bass Control | ||||
| Largest city | Defqon.1 | ||||
| Official languages | English, French, Spanish, Gringo, Weeaboo | ||||
| Government | Kakistocracy | ||||
| Prime Minister | Cathleen "Undecided" Jones | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Frosty the Snowman, the Grinch | ||||
| Currency | arshall mart | ||||
| Religion | y = mx + b | ||||
| Population | 3.14159265 and the rest | ||||
| Area | 500 terabytes | ||||
| Population density | 10 per cuddle puddle | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Gringo, Weeaboo, hoops&yoyo | ||||
| Major exports | Samosas | ||||
| Major imports | Maidens | ||||
| National animal | Pukka | ||||
| Favourite pastime | killing cockroaches, entering air guitar contests | ||||
| Opening hours | 9pm ~ 6am | ||||
| Internet tld | .constance | ||||
| Calling code | 1800 OMG OMG | ||||
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