Forum:If you could speak to animals

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If you could speak to animals, what would you tell them? -- 15:11, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

That those pants make them look fat? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 27 Novelniver 2010 - 18:36 (UTC)

HAH! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 22:46, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

2+2=4. Classic lie.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:17, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I would warn livestock of their impending doom, get them to back me up and take over the world. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 22:45, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I would whore my power out and manipulate them for my own personal gain. Just like Aquaman.--Fishalishalish 23:52, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Why take over the world? All you would have to show for that would be the world... much better to take over the basement. Then you get everything. Everything, I tell you... even an unhappy cat. But the computers also don't overheat there, so that's a plus. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 29 Novelniver 2010 - 20:37 (UTC)

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Meh, I don't know.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:38, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I don't allow my cats in the basement. They could get stuck between the walls, and my wife won't let me use explosives to free them. She won't let me have any fun. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:04, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Don't trust politicians, they are the raccoons of human society. —rms talk 15:19, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

And what are raccoons, then? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 7 Ditzimber 2010 - 01:20 (UTC)

Raccoons are the embers of American civilization as it tries to impress people with it's University of Phoenix online MBA. Or was that DeVry? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:12, 7 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Your... grammar... *twitch* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Ditzimber 2010 - 01:54 (UTC)

I can blame drugs for that. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:46, 8 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

What about them folks that got them degree-y things? What can they blame? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Ditzimber 2010 - 19:20 (UTC)

I believe thems what gots a degree gots no excuses. However, considering some people I've met with degrees, I am no longer surprised at collegiate illiteracy. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 04:42, 9 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I was at a university presentation on the solar system today... it was depressing how many things the guy said that were just plain wrong. Unfortunately, by the time I had looked the things up, he had already moved on to other wrong things, so I couldn't exactly disrupt the presentation to point out without really disrupting it. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Ditzimber 2010 - 06:20 (UTC)

Truly sad. 24.61.112.73 07:02, 9 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)