Please write a haiku

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the title is part of it

logo is haiku
TOC is also one
Please don't break that thing

Five, seven and five

two plus two is five

Please write your good haiku things!

Please write a haiku!
A short yet profound method
of true expression.

Your haiku can be
About anything you want,
No one will stop you.

If you do not know
How to write a good haiku,
No need to worry!

A simple structure:
5, 7, 5 syllables.
Only three lines long.

I wish you the best
In writing your quaint haikus.
Perhaps you'll like it!

04:21, 9 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

The User Gruntled

iterative one

An iterative haiku
Mancky Scot git might be
The funniest thing I have
Ever heard. Rinse, repeat.

(kaizum me) 18:30, 11 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

my Reply of that haiku

The real problem is

That is six, seven and six

Not a five, but six.

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zzlul fo yrotsiH 14:11, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Cg098(CG ninety eight)

Pollution Haiku

Trees are very blue
Gerbils are quite troublesome
Soil pollution

Cg098 (talk) 05:05, 9 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

Another reply of that

That's not a haiku

You just missed one syllable

Fifth in the third line.

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:47, 9 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

Another reply

I beg to differ.
These haikus are all valid.
I see no error.

07:54, 9 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

this is third reply

the 'Soil Pollution'

Is 'Soil' in two syllables?

I might be so wrong.

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zzlul fo yrotsiH 14:11, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

have opened a box of worms

In the U.S., yes.
Maybe not in Australia.
English can be weird.

Cg098 (talk) 23:49, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

All these syllables,
Second line really has eight.
But that's natural.

XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:58, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Oh, 5-7-5
Is an English thing, you know.
In Japan they don't.

XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:58, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Meet me on the smoon

Meet me on the moon
Everlasting love moment
Meet me on the smoon

Cg098 (talk) 03:28, 11 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

XY007(Nice XY haikus)

Haiku about Weasel cat

Weasel weasel cat.

Weasel weasel weasel cat.

Weasel weasel cat.

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 09:55, 9 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

ain't buying [space] [space].

I'm giving up on try-

-ing to sell you things that you

ain't buying [space] [space]

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 10:45, 10 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

haiku of Ferrets

Spaces, gaps, and cats

Ferrets are no different

To the human lord

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:10, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

(This user is Awesomedecks)

We are number one

Now, look at this net.

Throw it at him, and not me.

Let's try something else.

~ Good tidings! ~ 11:34, 9 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

PiddlerOfTrousers(Mister Piddler)

Haiku about Illogic

This is a haiku
Though it doesn't make much sense
Hippopotamus

HEYAYAYAYA

I wake up in the

morning and I step outside

And I say HEYAYY

PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 16:56, 15 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

mass haiku by 👈 lol 👉

haiku about Babbling

Hang out with people

We all are uber insane

IllogiBabble

The Recent Changes

the Main page and browse

Below that, click that button

See the bunch of 👈 lol 👉s

Edit Count Haiku

Not Competition

Still makes me want to beat you

Editcountitis

Illogicards beta test

Looking big and good

We need more cards to play games

Nevermind let's play

bad boy, Louis LOL

Blanking all pages

hundreds socks, ready to go

Vandal this wiki

Good of Missingno.

Talking to old man

Try to surf along the coast

Infinite candies

Things about that Minecraft game

Used to play a lot

Lots of young kids joined the game

Now game is half-dead

This forum itself

Indents going up

My haikus just never ends

A lot of Indents

Forum:Count to 10,000

1,2,3,4,5

6,7,8,9 and 10

11 and 12

335th thing

Telling Route numbers

Some complex mathematic things

Nearing to the end

👈 lol 👉, the Vanity

Rack up some edits

Rack up even more edits

Rack up even more

IllogiBusiness

Earning some money

Don't know where to spend money

Logo looks cool tho

Edit count boosting pages

I need Edit counts

Let's go cheat some edits in

Thousand at a time

Super Hexagon

Human can't beat it

WTF I did

how the heck I did

Haiku of Indents

long chain of Replies

More and more, getting messy

How many is that

Haiku of Haiku by 👈 lol 👉

Enjoyed my haiku?

Don't worry i'll rack up more

Maybe pretty soon

Table of contents

Did you realized

Table of contents itself

is all good haikus

seven, nine and seven now.

Seven, nine, and then seven

I'll call it the extended Haikus

We know how to do it now.

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zzlul fo yrotsiH 14:35, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

mouse, kitchen door, and quite illegal

I don't understand the mouse

Keeps on running, to the kitchen door

Some things are quite illegal

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:10, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

this haiku's name is OK

OK OK...OK!!! Je-

OW!!! SUS!!! I'M AWAKE!!! Jesus! How could

You wake me up like that?!

(kaizum me) 02:00, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

filler haiku to fill space

Who made these haikus above

Gotta go through all of past frenzies

I just did that certainly

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zzlul fo yrotsiH 14:26, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Uh-Oh another name just got in

Haikus inside a haikus

TOC one was just brilliant

Haikuception, here we go.

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zzlul fo yrotsiH 14:40, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I need all 3 of them now

I'll keep up the good works here

You can count on my mass rack edits

Illogicopedia

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zzlul fo yrotsiH 14:40, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

In contemplation of the segue

Dog humping my leg

Hm... do I smell like a bitch?

The Potsdam Conference.

(kaizum me) 03:15, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Segue fugue

A Brak Show inspired pseudohaiku

Why would Petroleum Joe
Eat Patton Oswalt?
How long would digestion take?

An answer to this thought,

Perhaps a day or twenty?

I really don't know