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It's true. I'm being stupid and saving instead of previewing. And I'm doing this to boost my edit count. so i can have taco?


To boost my edit count, duh! This is probably the stupidest article on the site. Speaking of which, I like pink. Pink is cool because it is not orange. And orange is lame, mainly because Rachel Ray likes it. YECH! la


This subsection has another edit in it. And another. It's about time to add a picture. Hmmm... Which should I choose? Old men like old cheese with old mold and old bakers tools stuck inside like a rolling pin.

“What is that cyclinder shaped thing doing in my cheese?”

Blast, now I have used up my one quote! ZOMG!!!! I should give myself more. f f

Go ahead

and edit this page to boost your edit count. That's what I did! Ah, but I have another quote using the Nicequote template!

“This article is awfully droll.”

~ Cat on this article

Hmmm... Now what else can I do?

  • dog
  • cat
  • panda
  • elephant

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adasdasdasdasd Ok, I'm done with that.

Now I'm just acting like a stupid new person who doesn't know what the preview button is. Those users are dense! And soon recent changes will be mine! All mine! Speaking of which, how about you go dance? Yes, get away from here. Or stay here and edit if you want.

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DEAD BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Old sheep!

They are fuzzy. It's like they are covered completely in an afro! They are animal number four on my list of cool animals:

  1. Hippo
  2. Llama
  3. Puffin
  4. Sheep (Old)
  5. Fox
  6. Penguin
  7. Sheep (Young)


This isn't my kind of style; perhaps I should stop? Nah, this article tastes too much like ice cream to do that. Ice cream, like the northern trees of north town. They are notorious for tasting good (like ice cream) and as a result are often hunted by Tibetians. Ah, randumb links! --> These links are randumb. Now, for the show:

Bob: Look, a snail!

Jimm: Where? Where do you say!?

Bob: Over there in that pit full of spikes! Go jump in and investigate!

Jimm: Ok!

*jumps to death*


How was that show? I particularly enjoyed it, but that's just me. And speaking of me, is my ear hair well managed? If it isn't, could you please comb it with my comb made of moss?

See also

  • Eh... I don't know. Just go see nothing. Nothing at all.

One last thing

This was made on edit 46.

Keep going then, eh? I mean, wh stop wen you could keep shooting your edits up? Have you noticed that every single sentence in this paragraph has been interrogative? (That means a question by the way.) Now I have to make this paragraph rather large sized. "Why?" you ask.


Oh bloody hell! It's a panda flood!

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lET'S LINK IT UP: From that article whiteh made up suttf:

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Boom Boom!!

Nut-uh. Did you hear about that phone booth in the Mojave Desert ? Or The Hitler Diaries ? Hmm, no ? How about Jimmy Hoffa and his failed sitcom ? Well back to what I was reading.

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  1. The Highway Code
  2. The Internet Garden
  3. The Life and Times of That Pirate Guy
  4. The Little Book of Parables

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The quest that was pointless because of one idiot because The robot equivalent of the robot equivalent of captain obvious ate the mighty pear of alpha zee. FINISH HIM!!!

W-W-Who was that guy? in Wag the Dog, ja bibble fo' shizzle ? Tiddles but not tremolo. UC Santa Cruz, UKzunes but no UML. Vremea azi, WENERAT!! Waht teh cihkcn ? Wannabemo ZEEMish, Zon Gon zuchini. Man, this is getting tiring...

Snakes...why did it have to be snakes...

WHAAA I'M ON FIRE!!! One day, my daddy went out to get a pack of cigarettes but never came back. Anyway, I have a plan so cunning you could slap a tail on it and call it a weasel. It involves a certain MP, some bastardized cockney rhyming slang and, in short, I can't believe I ate the whole thing. And now for some unintelligible sounds comming from next door ?

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I'm still on fire. No really.

Oy! No French!. That's it, your all barred. And take your stupid games with you. AHH!! What's that smell? And that sound? Wha- how did that gobshite get on the television?! That's some clever text, but there can only be one...

Wait a minute, I'm still working on this one. But of course nobody cares in this land that sanity forgot. Do you know what Doz spelled backwards is ? Alright, is everybody ready to play Bed Ball! No? Um..what about BobThatHead? Cuff? Duck husking? EEEEEEEE! It's FIRE EMBLEM. Nothing to see here. Where did that Hiphopotamus come from ? NOOB HAXOR! Ahhhh!! NO!!!!

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Here I sit here broken hearted...uh what? Oh great, not again. Hiccup! BOOBALOOBA! Whoa, that was strange. Wait, where the hell am I? <insert gibberish here>

Who stole my sundae?

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Late at night, when you have insomnia, and you a little of this and a little of that, you send one slightly amusing e-mail and suddenly everyone judges you. You say potato, I say your a whore. Whatever.

What in God's name...

Your a phoney! A big fat phoney!!

Hold on a minute now, I'm going to read your thoughts. Now then, I'll just turn on the juice, you might experience a minor shock. Now then, once upon a time...

How's the old ball and chain? What do you mean dem govement men took her away ? Why, I'm going to report this to me member of parliment!

Great, that was $12.95 well spent. Tell me oh mighty one, what gems will Hollywood bestow upon us this year?


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LOGA1(B-10 ) Helo diary . my docto told me too wrote a diary to let out my felings. I think it is stupid and all my freinds are unencumbered due to the fact they are parsimonious bellwethers who are somehow aso saxicolous sesquipedalians. Dumbies. I hate everone.

LOGA1(B-10.1) Why does everyon hate me. It is becuse i weird isnt it goad. I hate you. I thindk my freind tomochan hasissue with me. I heate her to. She said youre cloths is ugly an stupit. I'm cry.

LOGA1(B-10.01) i'm so hapy becuse my friemd Tomochan invitd me too the store yeay . i wil tell my doctor about this day.I ent home and eat and slee. gooniht diarahy.

LOGA1(B-10.001) I want to hit tomocan with a rock . she slashed water in ym face becuse im wierd god ihate toomochan and kyokocban . i wanr too with them and rocks . boo hooo iam cryng. I willl talk two papa anout my navi i want a knew one. Olso a navi is liek a komnopter ok buy it id liek s asmall ine small on 1 ok plas buuy 4 mi //.

LOGA1(B-11) I am goin to kill momoko withh a hammer.. She is bitch. I hoap you burn in hell momoko .

LOGA1(B-1111111111) Why do momoko hate me i didt evn do anything . :((((((( i am weird dairy ;D god hates me sayd my sister . she is ronhg . Fjuk her face !

LOGA1(STEAK-SAUCE) Deer dairy if i dddddddooon r repond in afew dahys the n do not gib a dam ok bi. I knead to got o teh churc o. O k

LOGB(A-10) Nya! Nyaaaaa!!! NYA!!!1 NYsa…! Ny NYAQ!11111 NYAAAAAAA nyaaaaaaaaaaaaBobo (talk) NYa nya nyanyabaybanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanaynaynaynayanyanyanya! MEowurrrr prrr prrrrrrrrr; pr nyaaaaa!!!!1!!!.... Then I said to them, “You see the bad situation that we are in—how Jerusalem is desolate and lies in ruins and its gates have been burned with fire. Come, and let us rebuild the wall of Jerusalem, so that we will no longer be a disgrace.” 18Then I told them how the hand of my God had been favorable to me and also about the words that the king had spoken to me. And they said, “Let us rise up and build.” Nya PRAISE JESUS! PRAIDE HESUS! Prias gesus neris jesis yeahhhhhahhahahaahhahahhhhhh1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !11!!!

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