Gggg

Gggg was a hero to all.

Gggg, or "guh-guh-guh-guh" to many disbelievers, is a superhero of all ethnicities shoved into one, smelly mass of letters. Born someplace at sometime to parents of, when combined, had all ethinicites in the world to share, his head was shaped strangely like a G. Along with this odd disfigurement, he was also born with a superior skill of making people think he was some sort of intelligent, trustworthy leader, his only superpower.

Legacy

Before he became a world leader, Gggg was the author of several novels that used techniques such as subliminal messaging to mindlessly brainwash civilians into becoming a part of his ever-growing army. Along with this, he was a leader of eight separate religious cults, all of which were dire enemies. He utilized this to make all of the cults wipe each other out until only the strongest remained, which he made his "Board of Assistants".

World Domination

He utilized his ability to trick people into trusting him for one main goal: to complete world domination. Once he rose to fame due to his manipulation of his superpower, his noble thoughts brought forth nuclear warfare and later the end of modern civilization. This however, had nothing to do with the fact that his brain was directly synced with all of the world's super computers and military missile air strike command centers.

Alas, all good things must come to an end, and as the haze of nuclear winter settled over the planet, Gggg died like every other human being after the massive pointless launch of every nuclear missile on the planet. Shame.

See Oslo

• Slightly Below Average Man
• Batchap
• Ironman