List of Presidents
George Washington (1789 - 1797)
John Adams (1797 - 1801)
Thomas Jefferson (1801 - 1809)
Georgeathan Quincedaddy (1809 - 1810) (went missing)
James Madison (1810 - 1817)
Clonjamin Blunfersnazzlekins (1817 - 1821)
John Quincedaddy Adams II (1821 - 1825)
Andrew "Bloodfeast" Jackson (1825 - 1837)
Martinandel Van Buren (1837 - 1841)
Quentin Trembley (1841) (froze himself in peanut brittle during his term)
William Henry Harrison (1841) (Died)
John Longnose (1841 - 1845)
Zack Liam Taylor (1845 - 1848) (Poisoned)
Millard Feelmore (1848 - 18XXX)
Franklin Pierce (18XXX - Cheese Day)
Jimmy B. (Cheese Day - 1860)
Abraham Lincoln (1860 - 1865) (Assassinated)
Andrew Dumbass (1865 - 1869)
Quandale Dingle (1869 - 1873)
Ulysses S. Grant (1873 - 1881)
Rutherfrutherfrord B. Hayes (1881 - 1885)
Garfield (1885 - 1889)
Grover Crover Greveland (1889 - 1893)
Jonald Truden (1893 - 1897)
Grover Crover Greveland (1897 - 1901)
Theodore Roosevelt (1901 - 1909)
Grover Crover Greveland (1909 - 1913)
Theodore Roosevelt (1913 - 1921)
Controversial Wilson (1921 - 1925)
Grover Crover Greveland (1925 - 1929)
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1929 - 1960)
John F. Kennedy (1960 - 1963) (Died)
Nixon! (1963 - 1974) (Resigned)
Jimmy Carter (1974 - 1979)
Frank Sinatra (1979 - 1981)
Ronald Reagan (1981 - 1989)
Garge Herbert Walker Bush I (1989 - 1993)
Ben Shapiro (1993) (Resigned)
Bill Clinton (1993 - 2001)
George Bush (2001 - 2009)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (2009 - 2013)
Barack Obama (2013 - 2017)
Jeb! (2017)
Donald Trump (2017 - 2018)
Sarah Palin (2018)
Donald Trump (2018 - 2021)
Joseph P. Bowel (2021 - 2025)
Jonald Truden (2025 - )
Jeb! (2029 - 2037)
Jon Ossoff (2037 - 2041)
Jeb! (2037 - 3000)
Nixon! (3000 - 3033)