John Adams

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“Gass me up tonight, oooh gass me up right. Gass me yup, yeahhhhh ooohhh you got soul”

A slave composer, John Adams is well known for his work on tonal ostriches and talking necks. He once got a slave to speak his way into a black mans keyring, sadly resulting in the tragic death of George Washington.

john adams never owned slaves

The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band)
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John AdamsJoe BidenJoseph P. Bowel George BushGeorge W BushJon OssoffGeorge W. BushBill ClintonThomas JeffersonJohn F. KennedyAbraham LincolnRichard NixonBarack ObamaAl GoreSarah PalinFranklin PierceRonald ReaganFrank SinatraFranklin D. RooseveltDonald TrumpGeorge WashingtonHarry S. TrumanArnold SchwarzeneggerGeorge Dubya BushMillard FeelmoreJonald TrudenGeorge WashingmachineObama Bin Laden

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