Joseph P. Bowel
Joseph Patrick Bowel (Born 1965) is an American politician who served as the 46th President of the United States from 2021 to 2025. He never did much as president, but a notable thing he did was pardon Diddy.
Beginnings[edit | edit source]
Little Joe B. Was born in Richville, Connecticut in 1965. He grew up in a rich household, because his father was the CEO of Poopycorps. His mother was a supermodel who had sex with former president John F. Kennedy. Bowel was bullied in school for having a small penis, because back then all the kids at the schoolyard loved to measure each other’s penises. One day, Little Joe Bowel got so mad, that he shat on the floor and jerked off to pictures of his Dog, Muffins. This was something he was tought to do, because his father had gay orgies with the horny bbc group from Wordington. For fourty years, Joseph Bowel had a career of gay orgies, and raping Niggers. So let’s skip that.
Politician[edit | edit source]
Bowel became senator from Connecticut in 2007, and became a famous person. He ran for president in the 2020 election, and tried to do as much as he could to help the people. He only did three things:
Number 1: Had an anime battle with Donald Trump
Number 2: Planted a few trees in the White House lawn
Number 3: Pardon Diddy
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