Jon Ossoff

Thomas Jonathan Ossoff is an American politician who will serve as the President of the United States from (2037 - 2041.) You may not believe me when i say it, but wait 11 years and you’ll see.

Early Life

Jon Ossoff was born in 1987, in Georgia, and worshipped Georgian Deities such as Jimmy Carter, Ted Turner, and Ryan Seacrest. Ossoff was creative and spent a lot of time at school drawing pornographic drawings of him having intercourse with his teacher. When he was 16, he got a job at Burger King, where he would be sexually assaulted by his manager. He got tired of being filled with cum in the asshole every day. So he quit a year later.

Senator

Ossoff ran for Georgia senator in 2020, and he won. Everyone thought he would be a future President, just because he was young. Little did they know, they would actually be right.

President

Ossoff won the 2036 election against Dan Crenshaw, and became President in 2037. His Vice President was Michelle Wu. If you don’t believe me, then shut up. He will he President.