Frank Sinatra

“I did it my way”

~ André Breton

EVIL!!!!!!!

Francis Albert "Frank" Sinatra (aka Ol' Blue Eyes, The Chairman of the Board, The Voice, Frankie, Francis, Francis Albert, and Taio Cruz) (MCMXV-MCMLXXXXVIII) was a Liberal performer who served as President of the United States from 1977 to 1981. He recorded crappy albums on things like New Yawk. He also liked Presidents, (Because he was one) First Ladies, and the fake sport Bowling (he achieved a high score of VIII), and singing like he was drunk, was high on acid, and had a hernia. That is how bad his music was. He also was an enemy of God cause he did things His way, rather than obeying The Holy Book.

Sinatra sang like this

“NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YAWK, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! I'D WANNA FORNICATE ALL DAY AND SUCK THIS LITTLE LOLLIPOP I STOLE FROM MAH DAWTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF LITTLE CHILDREN NEW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......K.”

~ Sinatra singing a line from his hit "New Yawk, New Yawk"

Sinatra’s Presidency was a disaster, and nobody liked him by the end of his term. The election was rigged to make Reagan win, and Sinatra lose, and everyone knew that. Nobody was mad about it because nobody even liked Sinatra. On January 20th, 1981, everybody told Sinatra to get out, and Reagan became president. Nachos.

He also ate kids meals.

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!!!!