User talk:24.158.86.47
- Your edits are quite illogical indeed. But, in spite of their illogic, some of your edits were quite unnecessary, so I had to revert them. It saddened me in doing so, but this is what I get for being a Phantom.
So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":
The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.
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Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):
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Welcome to Illogicopedia, fellow human being! I have absolutely no idea as to how in fanged meat's name you stumbled upon this place of utter horror and chaos pure fun and rainbows and fondue-covered chocolate mountains (yes, we can be a bit like 4chan at times in terms of insanity and PTSD-inducing monstrosities lining our articles [brought to you by our perfectly sane users and admins!] ), but I hope you make the totally wrong and suicidal decision that will mess you up for life right decision in choosing to give up your soul, religious beliefs, perceptions of this world, and faith in humanity join Illogicopedia and be a part of our illogical community! Remember to leave your tithes for Cthulhu and Monsignor Peaches on the altar with a blazing golden banana (ignore the suspicious dark red stains on it), and nose the cheese!
Wishing you well in terms of recovering from the insanity I have just induced into you via this message, 03:40, 18 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
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