User talk:Bagelman

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Hi. --Ryan. 04:18, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Hi. --Elassint 04:19, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Hey look! The air is walking! --Ryan. 04:27, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Lets feed it to the ducks so we can create more ua's! Elassint 04:28, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Or, even better! We could feed it to the Ryan's to make more eeble sonks!! --Ryan. 04:30, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Who about we can netscape the gasoline in order to netrulize the carbon that lies in its bone! Elassint

Perfect! We can do that MEEP --Ryan. 04:34, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Well the thing I was going to do is apparently a thing for Admin's so I won't use it. So anyway welcome to the site with my unofficial greeting --Ryan. 04:45, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
You mean this thing:

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

You can use it btw --Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:40, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Oh cool! cos it used to say it's an official greeting from an Admin so yeah. --Ryan. 10:57, 22 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

I added a parameter, so now you can use it like this: {{welcome2|from a meeping madman}} --The Divine Fluffalizer 02:49, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Oh good, someone who thinks I'm better than Heather. :D --Ryan. 08:16, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

ELASSINT!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! REALLY??? YOU HATE EBAUM TOO!!!! I GO ON THAT SITE YOU LINKED TO!!!! Seriously, do you hate the bastard too? --Ryan. 03:19, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Yes, me hates his guts. Elassint 03:20, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

You got account on EBWS? --Ryan. 03:29, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

I just got one. The name of the account is KVOII. Elassint 03:34, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Oh and have a look at my comment on User:Blub Meep/inactive talk. --Ryan. 03:31, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

I saw. I looked at the e-mail address and thought "Elassint for sure". Lol.--Ryan. 03:39, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah look what I just found.

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  Greg being shoved into someone's hair by Heather. How nice.

Want me to make your user page cool? --Ryan. 23:39, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

ATTENTION ALL GREGS, ELASSINTS AND GREGS! IN AUSTRALIA, UK AND STUFF HUMOR IS SPELT HUMOUR JUST AS COLOR IS SPELT COLOUR!

AND SO ON. JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU OF THAT. --Ryan. 02:25, 4 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

OK. Elassint 02:45, 4 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Lol. I went weirder than normal then. Have a look at this I just made!

Lol, Greg, don't step on Heather!

Would you be kind enough to sign up on these forums?This one here When you go in there you have to click on Forums and I'm an admin there so yeah. The forums are just an online community that me and some other person are building up. Template:RyanSig

OK. I'm there now. Elassint 00:25, 5 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Acorn Day

Happy Acorn Day!

-- <font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

YAAAAAAAAY ACORNS!!` Elassint 02:41, 12 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

RYAN IS LONELY CAN YOU GO ON SWATMAJOR1 HQ FORUMS??????? PLEASE THE ADMIN IS LONELY!!!!! Ryan ^u|t|c

APOCALYPSE! CHRISTIAN SCIENCE! AAAAAAAAA!

¡Hola, Elassint! ¿Cómo está usted hoy? Espero que usted esté bien. ¡Y si usted termina encima de usar Babelfish para traducir este mensaje, puedo decirle que no utilizara Babelfish para hacer mi español del mensaje! Puedo comunicarme con absolutamente un buen nivel del español. ¡Adiós! --Ryan, can't be stuffed using my good sig now. 06:33, 19 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Blcoke

so do you thinnk this user should be blocked? Elassint 03:13, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

No, hes a nice guy Elassint 03:13, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Are you crazy?! Hes vandalised more than enoght pages, Elassint. Now shut up, lets see what Elassint has to say. Elassint 03:14, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

I think he sohuld be blocked for a short time. After all, its not like Elassint is going to sit on the recent changes forever reverting him. Elassint 03:15, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Sigh, what an idiot, blanking a talk page, block him for good, find out where he lives and kill him! Elassint 03:17, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

There u go Elassint with your normel fascist probiganda. Even Elassint is smarter then you! Elassint 03:19, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

You are such a fucking moron Elassint! Elassint 03:22, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Well Elassint, at least i'm smarter then Elassint! Elassint 03:23, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT ME ELASSINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

--The preceding unsigned comment was left by Elassint (talk | stalk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

whoops. Guess insulting Elassint wasent such a good idea. Elassint 03:25, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Yep, Elassint is in some deep doo-doo now. Bye Elassint, it was nice knowing ya. Elassint 03:27, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

(diff) (hist) . . User talk:Elassint‎; 06:18 . . (-5,483) . . Elassint (Talk | contribs) (Replacing page with 'YOU ARE A MASSIVE FAGGOT')

Yep, he needs a block. Elassint 06:21, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Ciao. Come sta andando? Spero che sia buono. Bene, devo ora andare, arrivederci!

Haha, avete ottenuto i cinesi bruciati! è giusto una punta che diverte a me per vedere un admin su altri luoghi ottenere vietato qui.

Could you please type in english?! Elassint 07:18, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

O.k.. Dit is LAATSTE!!! (trans.:Okay. These are LAST!!! [means this is last one])--Ryan, can't be stuffed using my good sig now. 07:38, 20 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

0reio. ! gvxxxv ,,,,,,,,,,cv......cvbc ,klerkogfvpxi ccu9888 OIUEOEIEOEIEOEI ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Signed by Elassint the Great ^Hi! 02:55, 29 Novelniver 2007 (UTC) N M N nouuuuuunmmmmmmmm

Bleeeble

Hey there. Just a friendly reminder of the vanity policies, we're having a bit of a clearout of unnecessary (say it quietly) vanity articles in the mainspace. I'm not massively fussed about vanity but when it gets excessive is when we have to put our foot down. Just a friendly reminder to keep vanity stuff to a minimum and that anything that breaches policy is in danger of being delorted. So, yeah. Eeble. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:07, 23 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

OK. --Signed by Elassint the Great ^Hi!

Thanks

hey, just wanted to say thanks for the help on the userpage, i hadn't noticed it myself ^^

Please stop scrapping that5 bit of the Life Options article

I don't see why you have such a problem with it - it enhances the quality of the article and it's not serious anyway. I had the same issue with the "jesusisgay" part of the pwnt article but in the end I realised it wasn't serious. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:36, 27 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

New Template

I made a template from your "Oh Noes" box on your article Lib3rapedia. I liked the box so much I made a template out of it.

- User:Cheeseboy

Thanks. --Signed by Elassint the Great ^Hi!

welcome messages

Elassint: thanks for putting up the welcome messages to new users, but you really dont need to. With the new duties i have... that is one. Thanks, but i can handle it from now on. If I dont put one up on a new users talk page, that means i havent been on lately, and then feel free to put the welcome message on. Thanks for being on top of things --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 19:36, 2 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

[1] Your own IRC channel! Greg Ryan

Oky. So at thsi point Im done vandalizing, Im just maeking a statment. And that staetment neds to b on th front bbage. alot. Leave me alone. Don;t be dildos. 71.191.249.76 21:46, 19 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Hi

pleaz dont vandalise fourm pages. thnx ----Signed by Elassint the Great ^Hi! 04:47, 20 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Please stop putting in spam code. It's annoying, boring and often mucks up the format of the pages. It's an eyesore. Bear in mind I just removed your warning. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:35, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Spam?

Erm, what were you trying to do when you edited the talk for the mainpage? Cos it just seemed to feck everything up. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:46, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Communist Thing?

Yes. Also cocks. --Anotherpongo 17:55, 26 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Hey

Haven't seen you in a while. Good to have you back. Testostereich • (ballsack) 09:02, 22 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Edit Warring

Stop it. Now. -- Ryan 23:38, 19 Arply 2008 (UTC)

Posting the pages history in the talk page

It's mostly a rule noted here. I did not think of the idea. --Taylor Karras 02:56, 11 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

It would be nice if any of use had access with the import function. Elassint, 07 11 2008 ^talk

About the talk page

Mostly, Some What?! number two wanted it that way. Stop changing it. --Taylor Karras 01:12, 20 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

OK, where did SW2 say that? Elassint, 07 20 2008 ^talk

He changed my original ending saying that he already created an ending. --Taylor Karras 01:16, 20 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

You're here as well, Elassint. Proxima Centauri 19:02, 27 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I've been here for one year this month. Elassint, 10 27 2008 ^talk

Thanks for fixing my talk page!-- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:21, 7 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Big Brrother!

You have been invited to take part in Big Brrother 2009

Big Brrother is a illogicopedia reality tv show which is in it's second series, after a popular run in early 2008

Click here for more details

Accept or reject on my talk page Cheers!'--Ben ^Blade 10:28, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Blankin pages

Please could you use {QD} too, thankx. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:41, 10 Jeremy 2009 (UTC)

Hey your back!

Hey! Testostereich • (ballsack) 07:32, 29 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey! --da Bagelman ^{talk ta mee !} 04:49, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I never asked you this before, but what was your old username all about, Mrs. Ella Sint? :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:42, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Random collection of letters. I plan to have it wiped out sometime in the future because it's just a bit weird. --da Bagelman ^{talk ta mee !} 17:58, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

IllogiTimes

Hey, your first one! —rms talk 16:59, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for your helpful vandal-reverting! --THE 03:44, 9 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Your welcome! --da Bagelman ^{talk ta mee !} 03:51, 9 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

May I ask?

You seem to keep reverting my edits which are not vandalism. I would like it if you explained why you keep on reverting my edits. Many Regards, Conster Last.

Hey

Thanks for the suggestion. I will try to write about it later.--ColbertNation 01:50, 14 Ergust 2010 (UTC)

Bye

Farewell, master of bagels.--ColbertNation 19:40, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Advance hello, for when you stop by again

I might come back occasionally to read THE's articles

User:Bagelman

Come by again dear, even if only to see my sexy photo! Seriously though, we do need all the manpower, and womanpower, to contribute if we want to get this site back rolling again, so please consider it.

   KATE    Talk   21:48, 23 Yoon 2013 (UTC)

YAAAAAHHH WELCOME BAKCKCKC

What in the world made you come back? Why have we updated our appearance? What made you come back after over a year? Are there 700 dimensions? Smell? 04:32, 12 Arply 2018 (UTC)