Threats To Your Computer

Note:To nullify these threats invest in bearware!

Be warned! The items in this article are highly dangerous and this could be your computer. So watch out.

Holisht! Your computer is in grave danger. If you ever see any of these, run for your life!!

• Thugs With Knives

• Stalking Cookies

• The AIDS Virus

• Trojan Horses

• Foetus the clown

• Nuclear War

• Disk Jockeys

• Flameviper

• Bird Flu

• Star Wars

• Transformers

• Ian Huntley In A Toupee

• Toupee In An Ian Huntley

• Egg Timers On Cocaine

• Feminists

• Bill Gates

• Sexual Innuendo

• Interracial Homeroticism

• Extraracial Homoeroticism

• Pokemon

• Superman's Mum

• Mum's Superman

• A Broken Off Switch (Nooooooo!)

• A Precariously Balanced Cup of Water

• A Large Dollop of Shit On Your Keyboard

• Dame Edna Everage

• Right Said Fred

• Mahatma Ghandi Quotes

Ryan with a SMG. Not only is this a threat to your computer, this is also a threat to YOU!

• The Police (T'is A Threat For Black Computers)

• A Shakespeare Monkey

• Disney Films

• Lara Croft

• Athlete's Foot

• The Paris Hilton Volcano

• Mr. T's Fanmail

• Pogo Sticks With Knives Stuck On the End

• Scotland

• J.K. Rowling

• Blind Thugs With Knives

• Ryan with a SMG