User talk:Sweetie Belle

Well hello there, newcomer.

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Remember to stay illogical, join a political party, NOT be a sockpuppet / spambot and ask admins if you have problems. Iamawesome  T | C | U  18:35, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Okie dokie lokie. The word is quite popular where i live. The Truth Of Illogicality Shall Be Revealed For All to See With a Fishy Stick! You just got slapped! Sweetie Belle (talk) 18:38, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC) 18:36, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Wise decis opp n hfhejdvndjeub to join, m8. Weeree uda IP ITALkD teeewwww? Pls®}£®}£®. Read my userpage please. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 20:24, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

And why in User:Hindleyite's sacrilegious username did younotjoin the Ism Party? I'm.the frickin vice president! iTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 20:35, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

ARE YOU AN AMERICAN LIEK ME?

Nose the cheese!

As always, Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 20:59, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I am British and I am a smart lad. You seem quite smart too. What's your favorite TV shows may I ask? Sweetie Belle (talk) 21:04, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC) 22:01, 17 Aym 2015

Before i say anything, i am not british.

• Top Gear
• Doctor Who
• Sherlock
• Downtown Abbey
• Orphan Black
• Warehouse 13
• Vikings
• Uhhhh... anime?
• Ripper Street
• El Gran Hotel
• Arrow
• House of Cards (US & UK)
• Graham Norton

How's the weather over in the YouKay? Btw im 14, so i must be within the proximity of your age.

As always, Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 21:11, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Ps: Do you like Radiohead¿?¿?

I like The Proclaimers and I love Five Hundred Miles. I like some anime and Doctor Who. Also I like reading fan fiction. Do you? Anyway the weather is slightly rainy and dark. I can't tell you my age sorry. I do not like MLP:FiM ok? The problem is that pony videos show up on MY YouTube and delight in annoying me with all the cutie wutie spam. I've never heard of Radiohead and in fact had no idea that such a band even existed. Sweetie Belle (talk) 21:24, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC) 22:23, 17 Aym 2015

I thought you would know about Radiohead, becausetheyare a British band that was outrageously popular in 1997-2007. Fretnot: you'll hear about them in the news in your area pretty soon as they are about to release their 9th album. No, i do not read fan fiction. (Shawn) Oh, and i was litmus testing you; im not 14. Something we Americans tend to do.

Nose the cheese!

As always, Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 21:36, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I have to go to bed as my schedule demands it. Sorry, but I am quite tired. Anyway I am quite a bit of a Grammar Nazi at times. I would love to correct all the spelling errors and grammar errors too but it would take forever. No offence intended. Sweetie Belle (talk) 22:44, 17 Aym 2015

it's 2:47 Pacific Meridian here in Los Angeles, so goodnight. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 21:49, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Goodnight to you too. Sweetie Belle (talk) 22:49, 17 Aym 2015

I am of welcomings

Welcome to Illogicopedia where the beers are below zero, normality is a mental illness and ergotism is a perk which gives some amazing buffs. --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 21:54, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

One last thing: Are you a boy or girl? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 21:57, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I am a boy. This is Sweetie Belle editing logged out.

11:07 is the time over there? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 22:07, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Here 'tis 9:28 AM. I live in the world's most disconnected time zone. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:29, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

This guy is Yoon's definite IOTM

Eh? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:31, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Well, we can vote for him as well, but we don't want to spark a frenzy of confusion. So Yoon it is. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:34, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Join Ze Ism Party Sweetie Belle! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:36, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Smell?

I invoke the transitive property of blessings, and retroactively bless you in the name of... uh... a thing. 02:41, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Giggle at the giggles, dilly at the dogs. Here are your tickets. Are you a ghost? ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:49, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Yes of course I am a ghost.....Not. Although I do giggle at the ghosties. If you really think I'm so good then vote for me all you want. Sweetie Belle (talk) 8:21, 18 Aym 2015

Good morning. It is 1:42 A.M. here in California, and I am now going to sleep. I pretty sure its around 10:50 in the YouKay, correct? Anyway, goodnight. Ps. This is 2+2=5. 71.106.216.17 08:45, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

No. Right now in the Uck it is 10.11 AM, and for me 'tis 7.11 PM. OK? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 09:13, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Sorry Sweetie Belle, but you're currently not eligible for a politikal party memership. You need to write one high-quality article to do that. And when you join, choose The Ism Party!!! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:23, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Hiii!!!!--Estero (talk) 19:44, 18 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Hello. How are you doing..? Sweetie Belle (talk) 08:24, 21 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Shmer!

I think you've been doing a great job on the ParticipaStory, but it is meant to be done one word at a time, not up to 147 bytes. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 23:22, 21 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Thank you! How are you..? Sweetie Belle (talk) 19:28, 2 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Retourner-vous, s'il vous plait.

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