Wiggler

Don't believe everything they tell you...

Wigglers have everything to do with the Terraria universe. Now, hold on! I'll explain why in a minute!

Entrance to a New Realm

For many years, Wigglers have roamed Dinosaur Land and others have emigrated to the Mushroom Kingdom. Within these locales, they established farms to raise crops for commerce and personal gains. As times went, people stopped caring about them and they faded into obscurity. However, they were cast off into a new realm which harkens to the good old days as they were before. Eventually, their presence and promotion would have them be an unofficial staple of the franchise. It too was obscure, allowing the Wigglers to have a perfect home.

Basics in Society

“Wigglers are like Uncyclopedia: They adhere to three charasteristic rules, by which (if broken) cause them to destroy you.”

~ The Terraria guy

Wigglers are predominantly characterized for two things: their immense love for vegetables and to refer to themselves in the first person. As such, they take their vegetables very seriously- going as far as killing those who poke fun at their vegan background. However, there exists some members of the species who consume human flesh (their defense: "But he's a vegan/vegetarian! That doesn't count!"). In terms of personality, they are highly neutral- some of the most chill people that you'll ever meet. Buyer beware, it is easy to tick them off and have them go after you! True to these characteristics, they are not actually part of Bowser's legions. Instead, they are their own unique obstacle.

Beliefs

Since the big move, Wiggler beliefs have been utterly divided amongst several groups. It is within the Illogicopedia in which these faiths shall be explained.

Wiggler God

“Donate your crops to me or risk your total destruction!”

~ the Wiggler God

True to any man made society of fantasy creatures, what kind of society would it be without a version of Christianity? As the quote states, followers of Wiggler God must set fourth a quarter of their crops as an offering to him or face severe consequences. True to his being, he is 10 times larger than a Big Wiggler and resides in Wiggler Heaven. Unlike regular heaven, Wiggler Heaven is far more empty due to their standings; when an unfortunate wiggy ascends, he/she will be gone very quickly. It is modeled after original YTMND, in the sense that it changes every time you refresh.

Joccu-Than

When most do not choose to side with the Wiggler God, they would resort to the church of Joccu-Than-Iggy-Piggy-Wiggy for it seeming quite interesting for them. Since Alex discovered Illogicopedia, the number of Wigglers believing in Joccu-Than is rising at a constant rate- even to this day!

Vim™

“Guys! Guys! Hasn't this gone a bit too far?”

~ Vim on his followers

“No!! Vim is the greatest Terraria character ever!”

~ Vim's Wiggler followers on their beliefs

Similar to the case with Joccu-Than, a fair share of Wigglers have their faith rested on Vim recently since his actions in the beginning of the Battle for Terraria. In fact, they would engage in "turf wars" against those who prefer a brand that isn't the one that they know and love- with several casualties resulting in the process. He is also the God of Wiggler Race, which will come later on.

Athyria

In their defense, "She did a lot of important stuff."

Mr. Peepers

“Uncle Grandpa is dead.”

~ Mr. Peepers

A long time ago, Mr. Peepers set out to usurp the Wiggler God's position and become "the true master of the Wigglers", just for the heck of it. He was successful and came out with positive reports. Following the overthrow, He has changed His god behaivors dramatically, winning the hearts of His supporters.

Jon Jafari

Known for his beard and video documentations, Jon has inspired a cult following amongst Wigglers. To them, he is the God of Reaction Faces.

The Great Hindleyite of Hindley

Certainty. They were kicked out of Hindleyite's domain because they didn't give him aspirin, but many Wigglers continue to worship in secret.

Wiggler Race

“Vim™ for victory!”

~ the official Wiggler Race board

On October 2014, a new breed of illogical sport emerged- Wiggler Race. The community is very strong so far and it has a branch in reality with a mix of Wiggler plushes and R.C. cars. It's innocent, but deadly!

The God of the Wiggler Race is Vim, who presides over all games. The board consists of seven Wigglers, elected at terms of six months. Any creatures can perform, as long as they can fit on a Wiggler. As average length of a Wiggler is 9ft 10in and weigh 280 lbs, this rules out many larger creatures. Popular combinations

• Red Engineer vs Sniper (or other TF2 characters in various arrangements)
• Apples
• Etc. Minks have become popular after to represent this user's role in the Battle.

See Also

• Pumpkin
• Flub Nugget
• Ben: Retired or Desired?
• Homestar Runner
• Lacey Chabert
• Vim
• Terraria
• Axis Powers Hetalia