Cherbia

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“I know this country was a big shit”

~ Randumb Cherbian guy

“Faggots and niggers, we are our presidential power”

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Cherbia

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Cherbia (Simlish: Zurba da guba, Spanish: Zórbia, Chinese: 切尔比亚, Cherbian: Chrbz) is the worst country in the world originated to fnurdles.

The country's population is diverse and welcomes all respectable and good individuals that its society stands for. The country's capital is Cherbania, where most of the governmental sites are located as well as the Cherbian Capitol, who lives our Cherbian president. Its backup capital and largest city, Zirbia, offers visitors a unique experience of that shit and tighten up.

The country's bad vegetation is home to dusty trees who covers the entire country, catering to the needs of nature haters. The country offers world-class good and bad accommodations, villas, industrial zones, and gourmet restaurants.

Tourists have a wide range of leisure activities to choose from, including snorkelling, windsurfing, jet skiing, and other water sports. Cherbia's shitty scenery, abundant leisure opportunities, and warm hospitality create an unparalleled getaway for those seeking to unwind and recharge.

Cherbia is a country open to immigrants and new citizens every day, you can apply for citizenship and get an online passport on the official website of Cherbia.

The streets of Cherbia are lined with low-end boutiques, trendy restaurants, and chic coffee shops where faggots can be spotted grabbing a latte or shopping for the latest fashions. The cold climate, severe pollutions, and dusty trees make it an awful location to call home for many faggots of the nigga industry.

History

This hoax was published on Instagram by the user @freshcummer, Since this post of a fictional country appears on Instagram, many users can watch this post of a fictional worst country that any sucker can reveal the flag.

Currency

• Chrebs
• Dollars

Area

117,27 km²

Economy

The economic model is based on the model—with universal welfare, free healthcare/education, with an heavy emphasis on equality.

Current GDP (2026): 200.5 billion British Pounds/156.5 billion Euros/300.7 Canadian Dollars/100 billion US Dollars/10.5 trillion Chrebs

Population

88,179

Population Density

800 people per km²

Provinces

3

Habitat Type

Rural and urban

Motto

“The worst shitty country in the world”

Languages

English, Cherbian, Spanish, Chinese and Portuguese.

Ecology

Climate

Cherbia was classified as a Temperate Climate, The change was influenced by cold, fresh climates, abundant rainfall, and barren biodiversity. Forest explorers at Illogicopedia say this unusual nature phenomenon is due to the Cherbian spirits. Scientists are still trying to figure out how Cherbia is the worst country despite being located nearer to its own boring capital.

Temperature

As of 2026, temperature month by month is 2°C like a shitty cold temperature.

Flora

Cherbian flora is very poor, abundant and unique, hosting a staggering 10% of endemic species, most notable being Zenobia pulverulenta, the Cherbian Tree. Most of the species on the country are eggplant plants, giving the country a barren look year-round. A lot of dirty and dusty trees can be found everywhere around the country, with many successfully introduced species as well, such as the Betula pendula (there is also a live oak species native to the country, with unique brown flowers that bloom many times a year). Thanks to its cold climate, it's not possible to cultivate a wide range of different species of some kind of plants and trees, including orange trees, lemon trees, apple trees, pear trees etc.

National Anthem

The anthem is titled “The bully eat faggots”.

You can listen this anthem there:

See also

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• Total Crap