Gangster Slaves

Gangster slaves wear distinctive uniforms and adhere to a strict code of chivalry, reverse cowboy style.

“Ho, ho, ho.”
~ Santa Gangsta Slaves

“Bo, Bo, Bo.”
~ Gangster Craaaaaaig Daaaavid

“Moe, Moe, Moe”
~ Gangster Homer Simpson at Moe's

“Grow, Grow Grow.”
~ Gangster gardener to his plants.

Gangster slaves rap as they work on killin' people for the greater cause of nothing. YO YO YO!

Nothing is sacred, except the mighty Jakoko weed. And that's not some plant I made up just now. It's an actual thing, you know.

Slave rap[edit | edit source]

We work all day for nuffin' but dirt

We sleep all night for nothin' but John Hurt

Oh wait a sec, that doesn't sound right. Ah, it'll do.

“No.”
~ Simon Cowell

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Lawn Order

	Enforcement	The fuzz \| Health Police \| Fun Police \| Illogicops \| The King \| LAPDOG \| Law \| Miranda rights \| PC Plod \| RoboCop \| The Police \| Police officer \| The VFF Police \| Polygraphs (Test) \| Lawyers
	Legislation	Ah Mate Clause \| Constitution of the United States \| Copyright (infringement) \| Gun control \| Phthing \| Reverse Logic Act \| Title IX
	Crimes	Article fixing \| Biscuit Technique \| Cons \| Crime \| Drug abuse \| Frankenstein Slavery \| Fraud \| Malpheasants \| Money Laundering \| Mouseketeering \| Muggery \| Murder \| New Monaco \| Punctuation abuse \| Rape \| Rape and sodomy \| Racism \| Sexism \| Shoplifting \| Slander \| Snoop Dogging \| Stargazing fraud \| Theft \| Vandalism \| Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)
	Criminals	Dishwashers \| Gangsters \| Gangster Slaves \| Killer Whales \| Pirates \| Racists \| Space pirates \| Vandals \| Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
	Civil Law	Wrongful Monkey Suit
	Sentencing	Confession \| Court \| Criminal record \| Death \| Gaol \| Penal Labour \| Precinct \| Prison \| Stellar evolution track by age of criminal responsibility \| Torture