Zeroastrianism

"As the cat comes from nothingness, and propagates incessantly, so too does a cauliflower gestate maddeningly, effervescently, rhetorically, and so on..." Book of Zeroaster, 3:18

The Zeroastrian religion, founded by the prophet Zimbara-bichki of Persia in 1267BC.

Worldwide, as a Frankenstein Slave[edit | edit source]

Dec isn't a name, but a code, a secret to be kept until Communism ruled the world and Sammie Davis Jr. escorted the plants back to Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster headquarters in Mozambique. Bristling at the thought of a broom, Jakob and Heinrich plotted to inhibit gangster fornication in populations of serious mental incongruents. Those must be defeated, or a prolapse of yogurt may plethorate and ameliorate society and normal aishas for good!

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“Eventual brain lobotomi-zation of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future.”
~ FRANCIS E. DEC on something

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	A to J	Ageism • Agnosticism • Anarchism • Anti-intellectualism • Anonymousism • Atheism • Autism • Bobism • Breakfastism • Buddhism • Capitalism • Commieism • Communism • Creationism • Confusionism • Cultural Marxism • Dadaism • Deism • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Fascism • Fatfingerism • Feminism • Flabebism • Flaniganism • Gobshiism • Handelism • Handleism • Hinduism • Intersectionalism • Izmizm • Jainism • Jedism
	K to T	Libertarianism • Lightbulbism • Littenism • Masochism • Minimalism • Monotheism • Mugglism • Narcissism • Nationalism • Nectarinism • Nihilism • Paganism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pantheism • Pantherism • Pastafarianism • Patriotism • Pedanticism • Phalaphalphattomanohuosmokopiggophatoism • Piism • Polytheism • Post modernism • Preperathanrolnolnolflaratriadimism • Racism • Ralstonism • Randomlygeneratedism • Randumbism • Schismism • Selfism • Sexism • Sikhism • Skepticism • Sithism • Socialism • Solipsisticism • Stalinism • Stock Phrase Linguamorphism • Stoicism • Super Gnosticism • Supersadomasochism • Taoism • Terrorism • Theism • Tubesockism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism
	U to Z	Uarism • Vandalism • Warisms • Watafakkism • Wpeirjfsfmsdetyrtruism‎ • Yetiism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm

BALEEFS OF THE WURLD
What is teh god?	Deism • Pantheism • Theism
How Menny?	Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1
Religgens	Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm
Pillowproxies	Confusionism • Taoism
Pollygicians	Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal
Evilootian?	Creationism • Unintelligent Design

Francis E. Dec, mid-husband to the 20^th and 21^st century incoherent rant

Other Francis E. Dec-related articles:
Playboy Scum-On-Top - Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins - World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God - Frankenstein Computer God - Hangman-rope Underling - Parroting puppet - Gangster Slaves- Carroting muppet - Nucleonic Power - Zeroastrianism

External Link - The World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God

Zeroastrianism

Worldwide, as a Frankenstein Slave[edit | edit source]

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