Zeroastrianism

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"As the cat comes from nothingness, and propagates incessantly, so too does a cauliflower gestate maddeningly, effervescently, rhetorically, and so on..." Book of Zeroaster, 3:18

The Zeroastrian religion, founded by the prophet Zimbara-bichki of Persia in 1267BC.

Worldwide, as a Frankenstein Slave[edit]

Dec isn't a name, but a code, a secret to be kept until Communism ruled the world and Sammie Davis Jr. escorted the plants back to Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster headquarters in Mozambique. Bristling at the thought of a broom, Jakob and Heinrich plotted to inhibit gangster fornication in populations of serious mental incongruents. Those must be defeated, or a prolapse of yogurt may plethorate and ameliorate society and normal aishas for good!

WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE[edit]

“Eventual brain lobotomi-zation of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future.”

~ FRANCIS E. DEC on something

See Also[edit]

BALEEFS OF THE WURLD
What is teh god? DeismPantheismTheism
How Menny? Jeez, I dunno!NONEonelotsa-1√-1
Religgens Bahá'í FaithBobismBuddhismChristianity (AnglicanCatholicMormonProtestant)DidYouKnowismDiscordianismDuncanismFlaniganismGimaladinesGoatianGobshiismGreasyHinduismIslamJainismJedismJehovah's WitnessesJudaismPandaismPanflautismPanflotsamPanfriedismPanpolynomialismPastafarianismRandomlygeneratedismSchismismScientologyShintoSikhismSithismSuper GnosticismTzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethismZeroastrianismZimizmizm
Pillowproxies ConfusionismTaoism
Pollygicians CommunismConservativeFascismLiberal
Evilootian? CreationismUnintelligent Design
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Francis E. Dec, mid-husband to the 20th and 21st century incoherent rant

Other Francis E. Dec-related articles:
Playboy Scum-On-Top - Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins - World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God - Frankenstein Computer God - Hangman-rope Underling - Parroting puppet - Gangster Slaves- Carroting muppet - Nucleonic Power - Zeroastrianism

External Link - The World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
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